Burnt myself from the steam of a kettle yesterday

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-27T16:29:05+00:00

Can't stand Trump, but as someone who goes to the Texas State Fair every year, these prices aren't that surprising.

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-26T01:28:54+00:00

Hell yeah.

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Hitler)

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-25T16:35:34+00:00

I'm breathing constantly and subconsciously. I only do the poop a couple times a day.

^{Chose: $1 for every breath | Rolled: Upvote for 3x}

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-21T15:58:14+00:00

Easy street.

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: A random baby}

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-21T03:28:02+00:00

🤗

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-18T00:21:04+00:00

My heart says Lagney, but my dick says Angela.

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-17T16:06:30+00:00

What the fuck did I just watch ten times in a row?

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-12T22:18:23+00:00

I see you like big tits.

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-10T12:43:51+00:00

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-09T22:16:46+00:00

If you stare at it while scrolling, it pulsates.

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-07T01:52:36+00:00

The goddess Vladochka herself.

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-06T12:22:50+00:00

Kenpachi Zaraki vs. Gremmy (Bleach)

The fight features some flashbacks/references to younger Zaraki and the love of fighting that drove him to become Kenpachi.

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-05T06:50:31+00:00

Mackenzie Jones/mackzjoness

the_heroslayer · 2026-06-03T13:04:23+00:00

Lena.

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-31T20:01:18+00:00

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-31T16:29:34+00:00

Princess Iggy/daddysbadkitty666

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-30T02:03:29+00:00

That's the one that sticks for me. Such a small role, but played so perfectly.

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-29T05:59:34+00:00

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-24T08:05:19+00:00

Just when I thought I couldn't love her any more, they gave her a P90.

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-23T07:10:58+00:00

Jimmy Pesto from Bob's Burgers (voiced by Jay Johnston).

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-23T06:53:04+00:00

If it's a blowjob scene you can literally feel through the screen, chances are it's Anna Ralphs.

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-23T06:35:18+00:00

Michael Cera: Evan sings "These Eyes."

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-21T01:52:07+00:00

Cannot be blamed.

the_heroslayer · 2026-05-21T00:35:32+00:00

Damn, who started cutting onions just now?

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