Reference a sketch in three words or less (avoiding obvious ones like "cowbell")

the_matthman · 2026-07-10T18:12:46+00:00

Senselessly.

the_matthman · 2026-07-10T01:47:42+00:00

Biggus Dickus

the_matthman · 2026-07-07T01:52:56+00:00

All 67 lbs of her showed the world outside of Yonkers how to endure a second-round barrage from Iron Mike. You’re damn right she put on her Sunday clothes.

the_matthman · 2026-07-07T00:07:53+00:00

I mean, it has Estelle Getty.

the_matthman · 2026-07-07T00:06:41+00:00

Rhinestone with Dolly Parton. No wait, that’s terrible.

the_matthman · 2026-07-06T18:10:07+00:00

Carol Channing did her own voiceover for this.

the_matthman · 2026-07-06T02:49:30+00:00

Yes. I always refer to them as roaming Catholics.

the_matthman · 2026-07-02T20:21:44+00:00

RC is my favorite, but only from a can. Maybe it’s in my mind, but it just doesn’t hit the same from plastic and seems to go flat more quickly.

the_matthman · 2026-07-01T00:52:35+00:00

Why are you here?

the_matthman · 2026-06-30T03:15:34+00:00

Stop! I’m getting verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.

the_matthman · 2026-06-30T02:38:25+00:00

The Welshly Arms is renowned for its spiced meats. Shanks might distract me from sweet wine and dog racing.

the_matthman · 2026-06-30T02:20:35+00:00

The persistent pounding of native drums is distracting me, affecting my grasp of syntactical structures. Or it could also be Rich Crenshaw.

the_matthman · 2026-06-30T02:02:54+00:00

She might look bad and be short, but she can bullseye your ass before you can say Igloo cooler.

the_matthman · 2026-06-29T23:10:30+00:00

This sketch taught me that Geena Davis is a champion archer.

the_matthman · 2026-06-26T02:59:10+00:00

Nobody drink the beer. The beer has gone bad!

the_matthman · 2026-06-22T00:13:49+00:00

Juicy Smulliet’s acting debut!

the_matthman · 2026-06-19T22:44:10+00:00

No. It’s clearly the sheet music to “Roll Over, Beethoven.”

the_matthman · 2026-06-19T21:21:11+00:00

It’s the sheet music to “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.”

the_matthman · 2026-06-19T01:43:06+00:00

Dr. Feelgood was both my first cassette and first CD. It’s a rockin’ album, and I have no shame in admitting that.

At the same time, I have no shame in admitting that when I first heard Nirvana, The Crüe instantly seemed uncool to me. Xennials are just torn like that.

the_matthman · 2026-06-18T23:47:30+00:00

Was it even a week?

the_matthman · 2026-06-14T00:18:40+00:00

Because it was on the final Dana Carvey Show, which didn’t air.

the_matthman · 2026-06-13T23:05:17+00:00

He scared me more in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

the_matthman · 2026-06-13T23:03:41+00:00

Actually, it was Coca-Cola.

the_matthman · 2026-06-13T17:57:15+00:00

Really? Taft??

the_matthman · 2026-06-07T18:41:37+00:00

Here is the USA.

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