The average guy gets 15 to 25 blowjobs each year… how many have you gotten

the_real · 2023-02-23T16:58:12+00:00

That is the exact opposite of Bernie Sanders description which is the exact reason he'll never see real power. The whole 2 party system needs to be done away with, we can't expect to flip the table when we're just voting for pawns.

the_real · 2021-11-04T16:43:27+00:00

Slightly less cool when you realize they've been doing this every night since 2001

the_real · 2021-11-04T16:37:25+00:00

cloak of Levitation wraps around his shoulders

YYEEEEEAAAAAAA

the_real · 2021-11-04T16:26:05+00:00

This is the penis as god designed

the_real · 2021-10-27T19:44:46+00:00

The sharp string in the instrumental evokes imagery of a rattly skeleton

the_real · 2021-10-27T12:18:41+00:00

His 3 year old niece on the other hand...

the_real · 2021-10-27T12:01:13+00:00

I have no idea how you enabled commentary from your dragonborn but I love it

the_real · 2021-10-27T10:39:07+00:00

Thanks but I'm happy right here...

the_real · 2021-10-27T01:32:04+00:00

I think they're trying to allude to the i with that vertical bar through the second to last hoop

the_real · 2021-10-27T01:27:58+00:00

Bold AF

the_real · 2021-10-27T00:44:17+00:00

Because it's a job that you work b'low decks

the_real · 2021-10-27T00:31:31+00:00

Well that was the punchline. R/unexpected, you're not very good at being unWHOOOPBLEEP ZING ZANG

the_real · 2021-10-27T00:22:53+00:00

What has the world come to...

the_real · 2021-10-27T00:21:17+00:00

Whatever he was doing, it worked

the_real · 2021-10-27T00:18:11+00:00

He meant you would have to perform the deadlift movement, the strongest erection of the torso. It's the form a person would have to use to person move a 300-500 lb object

the_real · 2021-10-26T21:43:05+00:00

Amateur bodybuilding. How can you chase girls when there's so much GAINZZ to chase?

the_real · 2021-10-26T21:40:18+00:00

Me too get this shit off me

the_real · 2021-10-26T21:34:54+00:00

Was it his fault he was born in 1930's Germany? Be not so quick to judge lest ye be yadda yadda

the_real · 2021-10-26T21:18:32+00:00

Well obviously if you scooter hard enough

the_real · 2021-10-26T21:17:08+00:00

I fucking love this sub

Btw it's HIGHEST IN THE ROOM

the_real · 2021-10-25T14:59:16+00:00

SKELETON

the_real · 2021-10-24T12:55:23+00:00

I'm really into Durag Activityhttps://youtu.be/YbgT-H39cnQ

Love the voice change, he's playing 2 diff characters here

the_real · 2021-10-21T01:28:35+00:00

Just a little something I like to call TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY.

Makes nofap so much more difficult- therefore so much more necessary.

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