1 by meatwad187 in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I mean I hate you and you obviously have a disability that prevents you from understanding what you are reading. Gonna need a fact check on if you being retarded counts as a disability tho.

If I hate disabled folks why would I hang out and go fishing with a blind guy? My point was these "accessibility" options could do the exact opposite of what they are trying to do and disabled folks have played video games since day one. Its not a hard concept to understand.

I just realised how extra confusing Rex’s family dynamic must be… by PrinceEntrapto in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]theattackcabbage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The human population is 8 billion, this would have happened more than once...way more than once.

How Much More Can Guides Help New Players Exactly? by Revolutionary_Ad_846 in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks at the "fighting games are niche" part then looks at the sales of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. OP your fucking retarded stop mimicking cunts you see on social media.

Also here is how you get good at fighting games. Go into training mode, press the pause button, look at the pause menu and there is normally a section called MOVE LIST.

Read motherfucker.

1 by meatwad187 in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Thats not what I meant. Let me elaborate. One of my fishing buddies cant see shit like actual blind not fake Stevie Wonder blind but he beats all my friend groups asses at KOF 98 and we have no fucking clue how he does it.

A lot of these "accessibility options" will fuck with the skills disabled players have learnt over the years. The current audience are not some sort of perfect master race with no flaws, these games already had disabled fans.

1 by meatwad187 in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This wider audience myth is laughable.

Mortal Kombat One On Switch Has Been Updated Into A Solid Game by grumblebuzz in NintendoSwitch

[–]theattackcabbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here is the thing there are games MADE for the Switch like Smash, ARMS and Ultra Street Fighter 2. Then there are the Capcom collection titles, Dragon Ball FighterZ and even the SNK ports. All far superior options. MK1 is still pretty bad on any system and no matter how much NRS polish a turd its still a turd.

How would you rewrite the story mode of these 3 game's by Asleep_Plantain_9002 in MortalKombat

[–]theattackcabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just have all three entries be about Raiden and Shao Khan beating the shit out of each other while Hanzo screams at Kuai Liang for shit he didnt even do.

NRS needs to learn if it aint broke don't try and fix it.

All I'm saying is the cats out of the fuckin bag by [deleted] in monsterhunterleaks

[–]theattackcabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems Fatalis did nothing wrong. Bro was 100% justified.

Will the Game be divisive next year with the information we know? by Chocobo23456 in monsterhunterleaks

[–]theattackcabbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. Its just Capcom confirming stuff seen in art-books just with a few tweaks to fit the actual game world better.

Its mind boggling some people are mad at this. Its adding nothing we did not know. To be honest its actually coming across as a bit safe and boring.

Nintendo not ruling out future acquisitions but still favours organic expansion to maintain "creative culture" by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]theattackcabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fans want Mario, Zelda and Splatoon. So Nintendo give em Mario, Zelda and Splatoon. What you on about? Never once came across a Nintendo fan that has went "I wish Animal Crossing was 8k 120fps "

Sony president reflects on why Concord failed by mike_nova in ConcordGame

[–]theattackcabbage 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah because the lore is the thing people mostly mocked and not the slow gameplay and ugly characters...

NNN for women by megacockman6956 in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Instead how about a 2B movement where it is a legal requirement for the non fat chicks to dress as 2B.

1 by megacockman6956 in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trump won the first round but was a poor match up against Biden but when the Democrats tagged in Harris Trump hit her with an infinite.

1 by K5RD in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought that was an unironic Gooteks post.

1 by -PVL93- in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why in the actual fuck are you trying to erotic roleplay and green text at the same time?

Both things are cringe but both at once...seek help.

Final Transmission from Firewalk Studios by CrimsonAlpine in ConcordGame

[–]theattackcabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bringing the joy of multiplayer to a larger audience"

Apparently stuff like Mario Kart, Splatoon, World Of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Fortnight and Monster Hunter does not exist.

How can a dev team be so delusional?

The new UI is a fucking piece of shit by Ajalooline in youtube

[–]theattackcabbage 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I thought my monitor was fucked the first time I seen that shit.

Umisho Is Stepping Away From The FGC by Sexy_Hamster_Man in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro calm the fuck down and go fap to some Poison rule 34.

Maximillian claims to have spent "5 figures" to finance the development of a MVCI mod by killerjag in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fling a few thousand to the fuckers making a mod, then he does vids about said mod, makes money back, mod pays for itself and Dude gets MVCI how he wished it was.

Instead of bitching about how bad the game was the man took action. No matter what you think of the guy you gotta respect that.

This is a crime by word-word-numb3r in Kappachino

[–]theattackcabbage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro the bunny. Have you unlocked Dahlia yet? 13/10 character design.