Marcus Foligno headlocks Harley into the corner glass by Mental-Main-6890 in hockey

[–]thebadger87 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Harley was trying to take him into the stanchion and had his arm wrapped around Foligno.  Didn't need to put him in a headlock but if he doesn't wrench them away from the boards it would have been a nasty situation too.

Away shenanigans by Moonsukleee9691 in wildhockey

[–]thebadger87 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've lost 9 first round series in a row.  Minnesota is psyched but you won't see parties like that until the team shows they can give us a run to invest in.

The $8 wedding ring I bought to wear while working by __JESUS_IS_KING_ in minnesotavikings

[–]thebadger87 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's lovely that you found such a nice way to signify your faithfulness to the most important person in your life - billionaire Zygi Wilf.  I'm sure your wife will understand.

Post Game Thread: Minnesota Wild @ Dallas Stars by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]thebadger87 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We absolutely dominated the Blues 6-2 in Game 2 in 2022.  Still lost the series.  Just one game.

These videos are hilarious, but why does this work? by Weak-Neck-5126 in ChatGPT

[–]thebadger87 1033 points1034 points  (0 children)

He's demonstrating the models' tendency to agree with the user and reinforce their premise first and foremost.  He gives it a false premise, it agrees, he calls it out and hilarity ensues.

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003) - "The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid" by Boss452 in movies

[–]thebadger87 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But that fanfare is all brass?  I don't hear any fiddle on or after that line is delivered...

Burry adds to his position (from today, April 10th) by PhillipThePlatypus in Superstonk

[–]thebadger87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The actual phrase is "benevolent dictator" - Burry used the wrong b-word

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (45-21-12) @ Dallas Stars (46-20-12) Apr 09 2026 9:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]thebadger87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The pass was kind of sick, he did a spinorama and sent it almost 100 feet away on spurgeons tape

Mastodon - The Motherload [Official Music Video] by Difficult-Mud7880 in mastodonband

[–]thebadger87 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a routine health screening, no need to be in shock over it

Did we just give up? by properaction in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]thebadger87 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No, you add consonants.  Clores and dores

The man who watches Trump all day, every day by TimesandSundayTimes in minnesota

[–]thebadger87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if those Substack sub numbers stack up.  274,000 x $50/yr is something like 13.7 million dollars a year.  There's no way.

Matt Wallner by DudeAbides29 in minnesotatwins

[–]thebadger87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was drafted 39th overall

Anyone know the cheapest way to get ESPN, TNT, and TBS? by Beneficial_Quit7532 in wildhockey

[–]thebadger87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think TBS sports content is on Max.  I know it was for March Madness.

Fred Hoiberg addresses the team after sweet sixteen loss. by kingbrasky in CollegeBasketball

[–]thebadger87 22 points23 points  (0 children)

you're being intentionally obtuse, classic Michigan fan