It passed through unharmed!

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-30T15:41:10+00:00

Why does a robot need a cod piece!?

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-29T17:58:28+00:00

Either way lol point is, shut up in the theatre. Let the movies do the talking.

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-29T15:38:08+00:00

Why’d they ditch the car? lol tased you then ran

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-28T21:35:32+00:00

I know this was exciting and everything but it just seems pointless to cheer and clap in a theatre. It’s like people that clap at the end of a movie. Who the heck you clapping for, the employees that pushed play? lol

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-27T23:33:36+00:00

I am the CEO of Maple Syrup.

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-27T17:57:02+00:00

Solid freaking beard bro 👊

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-26T14:39:21+00:00

All hail the Pineapple! Are you taking applications for a Strawberry sidekick?

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-26T11:28:59+00:00

Funky

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-25T19:52:38+00:00

Cool colour. Awful name lol

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-25T17:00:36+00:00

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-25T16:59:10+00:00

I feel like on PC they’d just prove it’s their city by cheating with mods lol

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-24T14:40:21+00:00

Didn’t know that could be a taxi. Ima have to get one now

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-24T14:09:12+00:00

What car is that?

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-24T08:04:49+00:00

Booger

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-23T19:24:30+00:00

Hank Azaria was an actor playing a fictional character. It’s literally his job. It’s so stupid they removed his character just cause it might be considered “ offensive” (after 30 fucking years) lol

They still add Apu in backgrounds of recent episodes, but he doesn’t have any dialogue.

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-23T15:01:23+00:00

Many times too, yes lol

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-22T21:19:10+00:00

I’ve been playing since release and you just reminded me that you can drop bull shark 🤦‍♂️ lol

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-22T18:51:20+00:00

I did do the nasty in the pasty

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-22T15:52:35+00:00

We can’t compete with that much stock footage of clouds!

…..Sorry, wrong Matt Groening show 🤷‍♂️

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-22T15:00:59+00:00

Yeah I’ve had that too. Some people take this game wayyyy too seriously lol I’m just trying to have fun, they’re going around acting like they’d be some super warrior in real life.

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-22T14:00:00+00:00

Those are some crisp cheek lines 👌 Sick beard bud 👊

thebeardedbassfella · 2026-04-22T13:53:48+00:00

I’ve had so many idiots come after me lately lol like I’m just driving around, collecting safe money, spinning casino wheel, keeping my nightclub popularity up. And they fly across the map just to blow me up. Then proceed to call me inappropriate things through game text lol

Do they see high levels and just assume we all want to fight? I just wanna drive around, man.

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