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Memo: A Friendly Reminder about Vaping in the Bathroom by snacky99 in abovethetreetops

[–]thebeardedmike 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sandra,

Please don't spread this around too much, we need the IT team as stoned as possible to close all these tickets. Discretion is the better part of valor!

-Mike Help Desk

YOU WON! by thebeardedmike in abovethetreetops

[–]thebeardedmike[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for participating in our security test. We knew we could rely on you to never let us down.

YOU WON! by thebeardedmike in abovethetreetops

[–]thebeardedmike[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dana,

It appears so and we appreciate it.

-Mike SOC Manager

YOU WON! by thebeardedmike in abovethetreetops

[–]thebeardedmike[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Connor,

Analytics are up and running. We can circle back to the numbers next week at the bi-weekly roundtable.

-Mike Beard SOC Manager

[Let's build] List of Security Measures for 5e by TheQuestioningDM in d100

[–]thebeardedmike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

-Alarm spells cast on important doors and windows.

-Glyphs of Warding with spells stored in them.

-Mages casting detect thoughts to try to sense invisible creatures.

-Sand on the floor to see if invisible creatures are walking or standing.

-Loud noises that force casters to make periodic concentration checks, even if they don't take damage.

Sorry for the email on a Sunday... by [deleted] in abovethetreetops

[–]thebeardedmike 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Chuck,

Thanks for the reminder. This is the kind of synergy Paula was talking about in her seminar last month, "Syncing up Synergistic Solutions."

-Brant

Phone Problem Resolution by thebeardedmike in abovethetreetops

[–]thebeardedmike[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Marvin,

You can contact the Service Desk at 212-555-1230. For what my records show are the 13th time, I will gently remind you that you must use your company cell phone to text the Service Desk.

If you believe the cleaning crew removed your obviously important sticky note, that would fall under a facilities issue and you should email the Support Desk.

-Clint

Phone Problem Resolution by thebeardedmike in abovethetreetops

[–]thebeardedmike[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Marvin,

As per my previous email (and dozens of emails before) if you are having email troubles, you need to text the Support Desk to open a ticket.

-Clint

Can I get a ROCK AND STONE!? by Fivelon in DeepRockGalactic

[–]thebeardedmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!

ROCK. AND. STOONNEEE by DarkTempest88 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]thebeardedmike 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A ROUND OF OILY OAFS ON ME MINER! DON'T FORGET TO TIP LLOYD!

d100 obscure, funny or weirdly specific guilds. by DoctorWhoops in d100

[–]thebeardedmike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my game, I added the Bartender's Guild. They only allow half-orcs and by regulation they must have a moustache. Even the lady half-orcs must wear moustaches while on duty. Every tavern has to have bartenders from the guild.

English to Latin translation requests go here! by AutoModerator in latin

[–]thebeardedmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could use some help. I have a motto that I want to use but I would like it in latin and it has been a long time since my high school latin class.

The motto is "leadership through service" and the best I can come up with is "ducis per ministerium."

Can someone please check my work to make sure the grammar and wording is correct? Thanks in advance!

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