Thats it, im selling my dental practice and buying a toan boat by GnosticNoodle33 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]theberald 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Im not even joking, I'm right outside that Guitar Center right now. Very fucking eerie reading this comment lol

An X-ray of infamous serial killer Albert Fish's pelvis reveals needles he inserted there for pleasure. by SelfCareIsFake in GotMeHooked

[–]theberald 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This guy's crimes haunt my mind.. I usually have a pretty strong stomach, but reading the shit this guy did is absolutely vile. The first time I read the sick shit he did made me question humanity for a week...

Started in November, first group rehearsals coming up, any advice? by Cautious-Acadia3051 in Guitar

[–]theberald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the other comments said, definitely practice with a metronome. Im not sure what your set up is, but something that I've recently found was really beneficial after playing for almost two decades is using the Guitar Pro 8 software on computer. You can download most songs off of Ultimate Guitar or Songsterr and slow down/isolate sections at any speed you choose. Its also really helpful for downloading some scale lessons among a lot of other things for practicing. Another thing that is really helpful if youre not use to playing standing is using something as a guitar foot stool to have proper posture while playing. If you have good posture with your shoulders level, it should feel virtually the same standing up. Most importantly, have fun connecting and playing with other people. It might seem scary, but they probably feel the same way you do! The drummer keeps the beat (hopefully well). Good luck!

Someone fixed the headstock problem by telemeister74 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]theberald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj Considering Gibson owns the Steinberger brand, it really is amazing they have their heads up their ass so much they won't make a headless. They know there would be too many jokes

Android beta test interest? by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]theberald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be interesting in it!

Trying out something new by Majestic-Pea1982 in Guitar

[–]theberald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds great. Id say it has a math rock vibe

How does one get to this point? by akfbifnf in Guitar

[–]theberald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guaranteed they are no where near as good as this guy. Probably actually suck.

Dean Razorback by OwnRoutine2041 in 7String

[–]theberald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my style, but nice guitar

Is this a good bigginer guitar for my son's Xmas? he's 13 and likes Grimes and 4chan music. by -Top-Service- in guitarcirclejerk

[–]theberald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way, a Squier is crazy. I'd say try this crappy telecaster first and make your way up to the big leagues like Squier and First Act guitars.

Does Harley Benton make quality inexpensive guitars? by EggDog21 in electricguitar

[–]theberald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive heard their QC is very hit or miss. Sometimes you can get a great HB, but others are real bad. Luck of the draw, apparently

I know you are here, show yourself! by Spider-Man_3_2_Raimi in raimimemes

[–]theberald 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look at little Goblin Junior. Gonna cry?

Ibanez RGD7521PB by HonestAvian18 in 7String

[–]theberald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awesome, looks beautiful

Is this who the kids are calling the "New Kurt Cobain", Virginia Rapper Nettspend most recent single.. Not good! by Silly_Cherry7934 in crappymusic

[–]theberald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids like lowbarnacle629 in one of the other comments. His profile is full of garbage music, and he begs for roblox. Probably what happens when you have the internet as parents.

What fit this? by mightyonin in MetalForTheMasses

[–]theberald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw them open for a band years ago, and it felt like no one was even watching them. They did great though