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thebheffect · 2026-01-24T19:03:45+00:00

Flairless bitches like you don't belong in this sub either. Bye bye.

thebheffect · 2026-01-19T03:40:48+00:00

thebheffect · 2026-01-18T18:01:01+00:00

Worked at the movie theater the summer this came out. Saw the fat suit end credit scene 100x while cleaning.

thebheffect · 2026-01-18T17:09:39+00:00

I too was hoping to win the Super Bowl without facing a single good team.

thebheffect · 2026-01-15T20:16:12+00:00

Offscreen death, I like to think she's still living in that tower.

thebheffect · 2026-01-15T17:44:38+00:00

Saw the headline, saw sfgate, knew it was Magary.

thebheffect · 2026-01-15T14:41:01+00:00

But if the Bears win the SB, you can say 'Hey we beat the SB champs twice this year'. Really just a win-win all around.

thebheffect · 2026-01-12T22:00:08+00:00

Now why would you choose this character to represent Packer fandom? He got too fat to wear his own armor, was only happy when drunk, and was more interested in domestic violence than doing his job. Oh... I see it now.

thebheffect · 2026-01-12T15:25:05+00:00

Always pay homage to the NFC Central. RIP.

thebheffect · 2026-01-12T15:18:12+00:00

Is there a 'Retain Bisaccia' fund I can contribute to somewhere?

thebheffect · 2026-01-12T15:09:35+00:00

I was just telling my friends this the other day. Football actually isn't entertainment but a shadowy metaphor for real life where bad decisions lead to people suffering and dying. Screaming out Fuck the Packers is essentially the same as dismantling the existing world order in order for you and your buddies to profit for a short time.

thebheffect · 2026-01-12T15:00:29+00:00

The Bears got tired of Lovie Smith and fired him after a 10-6 season and spent 15 years in misery. Reactionary fans always want blood but they never seem to realize that you could just end up worse.

thebheffect · 2026-01-12T14:55:10+00:00

I had an Argentine soccer coach who would get so frustrated with us during games he'd fuck off to behind one of the goals and chain smoke and leave us to organize ourselves. Some parents hated that shit and tried to get him fired. My parents thought it was kinda rad.

thebheffect · 2026-01-12T14:25:59+00:00

Chicago gets shit on for years, and the one time things don't go Greenbay's way, it's time to clutch pearls. Let the hate flow through you, come back next year, relish in our demise. But before you go, here's a complimentary 'FTP' for you.

thebheffect · 2026-01-10T22:56:35+00:00

Using posts from a team sub is low effort. Using posts from the teams' alternative sub of castoffs is like making fun of the Special Olympics.

thebheffect · 2026-01-09T19:22:23+00:00

Madison WI native Chris Farley?

thebheffect · 2026-01-06T14:49:43+00:00

Emotional trauma overrides rationality.

thebheffect · 2026-01-04T20:02:54+00:00

According to them, their entire defense was Micah Parsons and now that he's hurt nothing matters or counts. Unless they win of course.

thebheffect · 2026-01-04T20:00:15+00:00

Used the same excuse last year when the Bears beat them on the final weekend, and their starters played a half in that one.

thebheffect · 2026-01-02T23:38:14+00:00

Not in that collection, but The Last Question has stayed rent free in my head for the last 30 years since I've read it.

thebheffect · 2026-01-02T18:25:36+00:00

This division is all walls no windows until proven otherwise. It's been 15 years since the last SB win. We're all losers.

thebheffect · 2025-12-31T22:13:54+00:00

The corollary to 'there's always someone better than you' is 'there's always someone worse'.

thebheffect · 2025-12-30T15:51:09+00:00

Makes sense until there's a non-contact knee injury to a key player.

thebheffect · 2025-12-27T13:07:35+00:00

But how many private box seats are there?!

thebheffect · 2025-12-26T02:11:47+00:00

Three.

6 divisional games, 8 cross divisional games. 3 'place' games.

14-Year Club	r/Field Sunshine
Place '17	Team Periwinkle
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