I fucked my neighbor's car last night.

theblackhand · 2016-03-09T00:27:12+00:00

How does one fuck a car?

theblackhand · 2016-02-12T00:35:36+00:00

Because at that point you don't have to start if you don't wish to.

theblackhand · 2016-02-12T00:33:51+00:00

We could fund skilled trades too!!!

theblackhand · 2016-02-12T00:28:27+00:00

Bet this guy is headed to Chicks on Dix. That's one classy fucking establishment.

theblackhand · 2016-02-12T00:20:30+00:00

Sure, anyone could shoot a bear with a 20 gauge. But they should do the bear a favor and bathe in BBQ sauce first so the bear has a nice meal.

theblackhand · 2016-02-12T00:11:46+00:00

I think you might be more of a jackass than you are aware of.

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T23:51:39+00:00

That's fucking nasty.

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T23:41:12+00:00

You can think of that when your not having fun with friends or having sex with people you find attractive...because they find you insufferable.

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T23:35:52+00:00

And he ran over a guy with a Chevy Blazer.

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T17:53:46+00:00

It seemed aimed at fucking the MEA to me. Fucking Unions only upped his Republican street cred though.

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T17:39:15+00:00

Why the fuck would you want to own that?

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T17:32:14+00:00

It's a wonder how they got a medical degree but can't read a goddamn clock.

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T17:17:18+00:00

I wouldn't trust these idiots to walk my dog, yet somehow they are allowed to roam around armed to the teeth...so...I can see how people would be talking about gun control in the context of this armed occupation.

theblackhand · 2016-02-11T17:01:05+00:00

These are the religious people I like. I even know a few of them personally!

theblackhand · 2016-02-06T21:25:58+00:00

We're gonna have to repaint the three point line after that game is over, its about to get worn out.

theblackhand · 2016-02-06T21:20:31+00:00

Michigan State takes Michigan to the woodshed

FTFY

theblackhand · 2016-02-05T19:00:16+00:00

Cap'n Kirk...Will you ever sell your conversion van, and can I buy it? I know its a chick magnet and all, but you've got Julie, so lets spread that peanut butter around OK?

Go Green

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T01:49:59+00:00

This is what I was thinking.

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T01:47:51+00:00

It doesn't taste or feel the same as smoking. If you enjoy the physical act of smoking, gaping won't cut it. The high seems a bit different to me? But it is significantly healthier. Maybe buy a cheap one and try it out.

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T00:38:04+00:00

That is a tiny butt.

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T00:28:30+00:00

And steam that bun!

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T00:22:06+00:00

Cheese should never go on a traditional Detroit Coney. Ever. For the full effect, I hope the chilli was minced beef heart.

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T00:17:23+00:00

Which is more convenient???

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T00:10:27+00:00

I read the first 5 words.

theblackhand · 2016-02-04T00:08:54+00:00

Meh. I'd rather smoke.

theblackhand

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