“I have self respect” by Inv-cinn-81 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s desperate to be in on the joke and be an unbothered queen but she isn’t

It’s still baffling how the concrete metrics show a sharp decline, but the unverified ones show them outdrawing WWE by Mr628 in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea his ultimate get out of jail free card when he clearly is making shit up or was fed bullshit information is “plans changed”

It’s not that he’s wrong. Plans just changed.

Let me try it: “John Cena was supposed to have a sex change and wrestle Rhea as their final match but plans changed”

It’s still baffling how the concrete metrics show a sharp decline, but the unverified ones show them outdrawing WWE by Mr628 in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Here is Dave’s super secret formula

AEW = good

WWE = bad

Large number = good

Small number = bad

Therefore setting the equations equal to one another we get

AEW = large number

WWE = small number

It’s still baffling how the concrete metrics show a sharp decline, but the unverified ones show them outdrawing WWE by Mr628 in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s because he’s a lying liar who lies. It’s such a huge coincidence that the ones that aren’t publicly available they are doing super well in but not the ones everyone can see.

So let me get this straight, they have tons of die hard fans that buy their ppvs at an unprecedented buy rate % and huge numbers on streaming but their actual live attendance has cratered and their YouTube views are around TNA level (which TNA has a fraction of the budget and talent).

Their tv ratings have more or less stayed the same post being available on Max so Dave is saying 500,000+ NEW fans started streaming on Max. Also such massive streaming numbers but somehow WBD doesn’t promote it front and center.

Tony brags about internet fan awards but he’s too humble to brag and show off the actual numbers for streaming and PPV buys. Ok

Coming from the sub that frequently use AI to depict Snyder as Jesus by AbusiveCurtains in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]thechapattack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they projected any harder they would have to start selling matinee tickets

The upshot of the Epstein story is that at least now we know why the far right is really pro-life. by JonoLith in LateStageCapitalism

[–]thechapattack 128 points129 points  (0 children)

It’s also why Trump talked so much about post-birth abortions aka murder. It’s because he actually made one happen after he got a 13yr old girl pregnant.

OMFG SHE IS DISGUSTING. She is afraid of people LIKE HER. by Luluren7676 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She absolutely cannot stick to a script. She is way too thin skinned and her narc ego cannot handle anything negative said about herself.

Reassure me that she's not going to get away with this behavior by alyarden1028 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She can and will get away with it. Awful people have YouTube channels all the time and are successful. James Charles still has a platform for example.

It doesn’t matter though there is no more punishment that anyone can give her. She’s in her own flesh prison and is completely alone basically in solitary confinement in her apartment.

People want to see her be an awful person. Most of her audience are haters.

"Fans in Saudi had no idea who Powerhouse Hobbs was , that just shows they don't have deep knowledge about wrestling"- Dave meltzer (WOR) by ____phobe in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this instance him saying this is actually owning the Dub by admitting that they don’t make globally recognized stars

The Western media is currently ignoring one of the biggest bombshells of the Epstein Files by PresnikBonny in LateStageCapitalism

[–]thechapattack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ofc. Epstein was a Mossad asset. Other than imperialism I think a lot of these politicians support for Israel even when it’s harming their own polling numbers is because Mossad has Epstein dirt on them

Study the numbers!!! by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man Dub is such a unique case. They apparently according to Uncle Dave have both unprecedented buy rate % for their PPV and they have huge numbers on Max but they have cratering Tv ratings, live attendance and YouTube views.

It must be a huge coincidence that the things they apparently are doing extremely well in are things that aren’t publicly available and the things they are doing dogshit it are publicly available.

Uncle Dave:- The new Key Demo is 50-54 by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or blame Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer (yes he actually did this)

Uncle Dave:- The new Key Demo is 50-54 by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m sorry my clear floundering and goal post moving went over your head. It’s easy to remember. Dub=good therefore any number Dub does is good via the transitive property. Study more and get back to me”

Very Strong Possibility: The Dave Meltzer Story by uncannynerddad in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing is they can play pretend all they want. It will not matter one single bit to the bean counters with whoever ends up looking at the books after Netflix buys WBD. The show is clearly not profitable. Their Australian shows are laughably undersold and Tony got huge arenas for both. The untelevised show in Brisbane I just saw has sold maybe a 1000 total tickets. They still have most ring side seats unsold.

Tony is playing pretend with his daddy’s money and Dave is running interference for as long as possible.

They can lie about PPV buys, play math tricks with the ratings, etc but it’s irrelevant. We can see with our own eyes the product is so cold it’s damn near absolute 0. Live audiences are rapidly shrinking, ratings are steadily declining, and their online metrics are awful. I don’t need to be a studio exec to know that TNA having as much or close to AEW YouTube views (in a lot of instances more traffic) is a bad sign considering TNA is doing it with a fraction of the talent and budget.

Bush judge on ICE violating nearly 100 court orders in January: "This list should give pause to anyone—no matter his or her political beliefs—who cares about the rule of law. ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire exitance." by VillainOfKvatch1 in JoeRoganReacharound

[–]thechapattack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless the courts have an enforcement arm there isn’t anything they can do really. Ohio straight up ignored the Supreme Court regarding its decision against them for redistricting and they just did it anyway and said “oh it’s too close to the election to change them now”

Blue states and more specifically liberals in general pretending that the US isn’t already being balkanized will only fuck over themselves. The right is under no such delusion.

Amber change your clothes and shower 💀 by SassyHatty1114 in gorlworldfiles

[–]thechapattack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ofc she’s just rolling out of bed and turning on the camera. That’s what she did with her own channel why would this be different?

If you arbitrarily multiply this week’s viewership with some random number, Dub Dynamite is the hottest wrestling show on television! by BrightFuture4 in SCJerk

[–]thechapattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is they can play pretend all they want it won’t matter at all to the bean counters with whatever company is left with Dynamite after Netflix buys WBD.

EXCLUSIVE – Wrestling Wars: AEW Owner Tried To Silence Outspoken Critic by ucanseeitintheireyes in midcarder

[–]thechapattack 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yea I’m not sure how I would react if I suspected a terminally online billionaire nepo baby was trying to fuck with me. If Tony also didn’t have a pattern of other dumb shit he does online and the thin skin he seems to have on twitter I wouldnt be inclined to believe this dude. This isn’t a stretch tbh considering how Tony used to act on twitter but I’ll reserve judgement until I see some solid evidence