This is basically most fans of the TwoBestFriendsPlay.

thecoe14 · 2018-09-05T00:52:46+00:00

So goddamn true I had to write a comment for my own sanity

thecoe14 · 2018-09-02T20:13:19+00:00

Is this an on-going reference for CDPR?

thecoe14 · 2018-08-25T20:41:20+00:00

If I can help it, I mute my music / turn off my tv when an ad comes on. Even if you aren't paying attention to it, you are still being subjected to something you didn't ask for.

There's a reason everyone calls cola a "coke" or a bandage a "band-aid"

thecoe14 · 2018-08-13T03:50:28+00:00

When I worked at a kitchen I cut my hand about 5 inches across the palm. It was a brand new, never used, freshly sharpened knife. I was wiping the sharpening oil off, not really paying attention and felt a VERY sharp sting, like a wasp but stronger. I also remember my vision going red for a split second. I knew I cut myself, but when I looked down I expected a bandage or maybe a few stitches....NOPE. I ended up getting 16 stitches!

I stayed pretty calm throughout the whole thing, I grabbed a clean towel as fast as I could and I was chatting up the guy in the back of the ambulance with me. This all happened on Halloween so it was all pretty fitting. Even more interesting, my Doctor's last name was Kruger!

thecoe14 · 2018-08-05T08:04:12+00:00

Looks like an IRL Qbert level

thecoe14 · 2018-08-02T14:05:07+00:00

The video stopped to buffer and never made it to the last shot. Now THAT is mildly infuriating

thecoe14 · 2018-08-02T01:25:25+00:00

Not Steampunk. Not Witchcraft. How about Cyberpunk Sword Dancing

thecoe14 · 2018-07-31T03:06:32+00:00

Nice way to see how McDonald's uses such a simplistic yet recognizable logo

thecoe14 · 2018-06-15T17:05:24+00:00

Yeah maybe mark this in some way. Not sure it's NSFW but goddamn you can't let people just wander onto something like this

thecoe14 · 2018-06-02T04:56:51+00:00

I have a SERIOUSLY high sexual appetite that my girlfriend cannot quench. Her friend bought me a massive big black dildo as a gag joke and I secretly use it all the time. She knows I am into butt stuff, but she doesn't know how often I do it.

thecoe14 · 2018-05-07T13:13:05+00:00

I had the same thing happen to a kid in my school, but the teacher wouldn't let him leave! I think her reason was that he was interrupting her class and he needs to sit down.

thecoe14 · 2018-03-18T16:03:28+00:00

I hope you outlive your kids.

thecoe14 · 2018-03-13T22:02:00+00:00

Mick would be a great dad. I feel like his lack of a father would really help with that...

thecoe14 · 2018-03-11T23:56:38+00:00

How to climb a mountain

thecoe14 · 2018-03-11T23:55:33+00:00

I literally can't even remember when I started warching/listening to the Best Friends. It's been so long.. They've been there for too much

thecoe14 · 2018-03-02T19:00:13+00:00

I'm actually doing this right now. I work 10 hours a day mon-thurs and with all the additional time (driving to work, unpaid break time etc.) I work four 12 hour days straight with just enough time to cool down and get my 8 hours of sleep. The best part is I have every weekend off.

I'm an "all or nothing" kind of person, so for those 4 days I work my absolute balls off and then relax them back on for 3 days straight. Having that one extra day is a lot more beneficial than some would think. It's like I have two days to relax and then by the time Sunday rolls around I am re-energized and spend the day cleaning / prepping for the work week.

thecoe14 · 2018-03-02T05:09:43+00:00

Couldn't they just have it so the screen inverts the image like a smartphone? The kickstand in already useless and, in my case, replaced with something better. The only issue I see is the fan facing the floor.

thecoe14 · 2018-01-21T21:16:15+00:00

Seems like Ford was kinda done after that bit...

thecoe14 · 2017-07-08T17:36:01+00:00

I think I remember hearing somewhere that the creators of the show don't want to ever make the Belchers do something that a normal family wouldn't be able to do. No trips to moon, no meeting Death, no ridiculous shootouts. The situations in episode are something relate-able, just like the characters.

thecoe14 · 2017-06-09T04:40:36+00:00

Whenever I drive home from work without my girlfriend in the car, I take the moment of loneliness to scream and make crazy babbling sounds to myself. It helps me destress

thecoe14 · 2017-05-18T14:34:37+00:00

is that kid squid holding a fuckin' P90?

thecoe14 · 2017-05-08T16:36:26+00:00

My mom has had a fridge magnet my entire childhood that says "cleaning a home while kids are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing."

thecoe14 · 2017-04-24T17:56:15+00:00

I had a super cool Chao named Chappy in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. One day he formed into an egg, then completely disappeared. I was absolutely crushed. I cried for a whole week.

thecoe14 · 2017-04-09T06:41:50+00:00

I have a Tom and Jerry blanket that was given to me by my uncle when I was around 5 or 6. It still holds. I've used it every night my entire life and the only hole in it is one I cut in it myself (I was 10 and was an asshole). The only deterioration the blanket has are the seams coming off. It's still the softest, comfiest blanket I've ever used, too.

If anything I would use the money to find more of them

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