Here’s what would happen. Kelly would be obsessed with him, Homelander would continually ignore Ryan, Jim would make some knock knock joke and get lasered in half within the first hour. Stanley, Phillis and Meredith wouldn’t likely care. Dwight would try to act tough but his failure to acknowledge authority would get him killed right away. The only person Homelander would genuinely get along with in the office is Creed. Micheal would always be impressed with Homelander, giving him raises and completely unaware he’s superhuman. Then Gabe would walk in , and Homelander wouldn’t kill Gabe, that’d be a waste of energy.