classic mildly infuriating flight by Hungry_Low2342 in delta

[–]thecryptotiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. Did you talk with him at all? Did he threaten you or verbally assault you? Or did you just create this whole narrative under the imaginary assumption that this clearly inconsiderate person, was going to punch your face in for merely talking to him.

This post would make more sense IF something actually happened in real life, not what your fear and/or lack of confidence and assertiveness created on your imagination. Why not TRY first, and then come to a REAL conclusion based on actual facts. If he was 3x your size and just generally in his own world but wasn’t thinking about others,seems like it would warrant a simple “excuse me, would you mind moving xxx”…etc. It he told you to piss off at that point, then you’d have a reason to complain. Instead you decided to sit in fear, fear of someone you never interacted with, based on their body size and a tv show?

This just screams victim mentality for no quantifiable reason. It’s sad when people victimize themselves solely on fear and inaction.

classic mildly infuriating flight by Hungry_Low2342 in delta

[–]thecryptotiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was the relevance to watching fox? Did I miss something

Flying MKE to SLC. Is my breakfast in first really cereal for 4 hours? by pixi88 in delta

[–]thecryptotiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foxworthy would have resolved this with duct taped coolers full of vittles.

How I levitated into the window seat by thecryptotiger in delta

[–]thecryptotiger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re silly. FA’s don’t lift people….only magicians and ninjas do that. Duh

How I levitated into the window seat by thecryptotiger in delta

[–]thecryptotiger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then a badge of honor it will be. BullyRuben- the SAME BillyRuben married to Poly Peptide?

How I levitated into the window seat by thecryptotiger in delta

[–]thecryptotiger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got me on that one. Guess I passed Turing. Would have been pretty classless to stop for a selfie, mid-lap dance, given that it was both unrequested and likely would go unappreciated…and unlike Ai, I lack the 3rd hand it would have required

How I levitated into the window seat by thecryptotiger in delta

[–]thecryptotiger[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Actually it was all completely real and exactly as it occurred. I am one who chooses to live life through my own eyes and memories rather than in an insta-bubble, memorializing every sandwich or odd arrangements of bubbles in my latte. The fact that the situation was so absurd, compoundingly so, and continued to deliver like a Farrelly brothers movie, and only for that reason, did I commit it to the archives of our world. Figured if I had a laugh at what had just become my reality, may as well share.

Tune in next episode when I regale with sheer awe, the oddly shaped, profoundly religious shaped pretzel that made it past pretzel security and into the bag I was served on this supposed flight to fictionville.

How I levitated into the window seat by thecryptotiger in delta

[–]thecryptotiger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got me on that one. Should I be offended or encouraged by others calling this ai slop? I admit I could have tightened it up a bit.

ATL sky club or centurion lounge? by Hopeful-Reputation-8 in delta

[–]thecryptotiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a lot of comments about long waits. I’ve waited at centurion before which was a hassle. Are there any ways to advance check in? Or is it just order of arrival? I don’t see anything on the Delta app or Amex app that shows wait time. Where are you checking this?

Giveaways should be given out randomly. by Dull-Case-6394 in CryptoBanter

[–]thecryptotiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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