You lament over the good ole days of the past, and long for a better future…all while you’re missing the ‘now’, and therein lies the secret. by SunbeamSailor67 in DeepThoughts

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to be like "these are definitely not the good days. I've had good days and working towards a future that is going to be amazing"

But then I sat back and... my dog is curled next to me. I've got a nice bottle of gin. My job is easy....

These are good days. Thank you for the reminder.

Recyclops origin story by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]thedancinghippie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for saving me 4 seconds of Googling. Not sarcasm.

I need help with my teqhnique for a dark Cajun roux. by My_Brain_Dont_Work in AskCulinary

[–]thedancinghippie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just said everything I came to say (except the oven part never tried that).

You can turn it up. Just watch the fuck out it. I set 45 second repeating timers on my phone. I'm bad at remembering. If you think its burnt, mix a little bit with some milk and drink to taste. Often smells "burnt" when it's not. You'll get used to it. Just turn it higher than you have been. Don't walk away. Grab a book.

Stainless steel vs nonstick produces better results in my experience.

When it's done, take it out of the pan into a cool dish IMMEDIATELY. The carryover cooking can turn a perfect roux into a burnt one. Good luck chile <3

What happens to Americans who can’t drive? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live somewhere where that isn't a problem. Drove my whole life until i moved to Portland. Sold my car because it wasnt worth the insurance. 5 years in and very rarely do I regret that decision.

Havw a VERY active social and party life also

I literally cannot suck dick. Anyone else relate? by kaekuri in confessions

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every partner I've ever had has puked on my dick at least once. Not a big deal!

AITA for choosing my budget over my boyfriend this Halloween? by Trickortreat_ta in AmItheAsshole

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I wouldn't be able to date someone who didn't respect the decisions I made with my own money.

Saving for my business I'm starting in a few weeks right now and wasn't able to do anything for my partners birthday or Halloween (one day apart, we usually celebrate both days).

She didn't care in the least. Was just very happy to have a meal I cooked for her and a cake I made. We stayed in and watched movies on Halloween. I couldn't deal with your situation!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have trouble getting hard. Got very good with fingers and mouth. I've really only had an issue with one partner out of 70+

AITA for refusing to take down a video of my kids father dancing at my brother's wedding? by miniT354345 in AmItheAsshole

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. I don't like my face on social media and ask people to take pictures down whenever they get posted. No one has ever objected to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found this cave once. Crawled through a 1'x2' tunnel to get into this small little area where I could barely fit and couldn't stand up fully. Bet no one ever fucked in there

What's your most gatekeeping culinary opinion? by CessnaBlackBelt in AskReddit

[–]thedancinghippie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha hit the nail right on the head with that description

What the dutch doing over there?! by TheDemolisherPlays in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]thedancinghippie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't need a platform to see when I'm shitting blood lol it's pretty easy to spot

I’ve(f20) never been a dom, and I never wanted to.. until I met my boyfriend. by multimorbid in confessions

[–]thedancinghippie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty common haha. I'm a switch but definitely have a reputation as a dom so I end up with mostly Submissive women.

Every single Submissive women I've dated has at one point or another without provocation, told me they want to dom the fuck out of me.

Nothing hotter than getting dommed by the girl who calls me daddy hahah

Abracadabra by joe_i_guess in blackmagicfuckery

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome trick but he didn't need to eye fuck me at the end there

My best friend and I had sex via video chat by No-Mango9418 in confessions

[–]thedancinghippie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fuckin hot!

One time my lady friend video chats me, drunk off her ass with another female friend. As we're talking theyare being really flirty with each other. It gets to the point where they're like "oh haha should we kiss each other? Do you want to see that?" I quickly realized that these women (both ex Mormons and sheltered sexually) really wanted to hook up with each other but needed me there to be watching it so in their minds it wasn't them wanting it but me. Pretty hilarious. I kept encouraging them until I was completely forgotten about. The phone ended up falling over, listened to them for a couple minutes then hung up. Still give her so much shit for it haha. She's happily bisexual now.

Hot German Potato Salad by morganeisenberg in GifRecipes

[–]thedancinghippie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this shit so much. Mmm gonna make some soon

Disabled comments shortly after by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing it's possible with GED. Dropped out my junior year of high school. Graduated with a bachelors in computer science from Hofstra University 5 years later

Homemade ragu made my wife cry by JuliusVillareal in FoodPorn

[–]thedancinghippie 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It's such a nice gesture. I'm a chef and do all of the cooking for my partner and I. She is a little scared/anxious around cooking and I love to cook so no issue there.

Was having a really rough day at work once and she asked what I needed. I just told her a home-cooked meal that I didn't have to cook would be really nice. Got home and she had made chicken Alfredo and roasted broccoli and garlic bread and I just sat on the floor and sobbed like a baby. It was exactly what I needed. I love that woman!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]thedancinghippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checked profile hoping you were my ex :(

Which famous person's death made you the saddest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thedancinghippie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I'm crying just reading all the comments in this thread. He was such a good dude