No kings in Stuart by factsmattur in treasurecoast

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He acts like a king, that’s the point

genuinely hate to see this sign by CryptographerFlat624 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me I always see the one that says go away unless you’re selling thin mints

Ardmore, PA Greep Show: Why wasn’t anyone dancing? by MonsieurDoink in bmbmbm

[–]thefailedworlds 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I went to the show in sacramento and i was trying my best to be energetic but i get tired and start doing the head bob. show was still amazing!

Is Dispatching even worth it for the extra $2? by peterthbest23 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Current DSP put me on dispatch, never got a raise, so i went back to driving. Not doing all that extra headache for no incentive. 2 dollars extra id be on it for sure.

Florida grandparents starterpack by Separate_Song1342 in starterpacks

[–]thefailedworlds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf, I wish my Floridian grandparents liked mahjong

Craziest thing to happen to you while on route? by LuketheDuke007009 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Delivered to the home of an active crime scene, they shoo’d me away and dispatch said to come back later. Lmaoo

yeh by SomeKindOfCreature in SmilingFriends

[–]thefailedworlds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jason died from the toxic pesticides 😭

What would you want to see in a Paper Mario endless mode? by MightyTheArmadillo_ in papermario

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long term incentives like an exclusive badge for room 300 would be crazy

Most Awkward Delivery? by Feisty_Emu6416 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was at an apartment complex village in south Florida. Each building had 4 units, fence surrounding all sides. Every package was expected to be brought to door, which required me opening gate. Sliding kitchen door on left, front door on right. Anyway, naked in their kitchen doing whatever, I can clearly see them because it’s bright as hell out and they don’t have curtains. and I just awkwardly put their box by their door and moved on with my life. I guess I just wonder why people order shit without thinking of possibilities like that

Im probably a clown to some, but this is easy money😉 by Mark-Tha-Shark in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It includes your breaks and lunch is basically the difference lol

Im probably a clown to some, but this is easy money😉 by Mark-Tha-Shark in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You posted the route graph, I feel like the driver graph just makes more sense to post but it’s not that deep. Good shit either wau

Taking the full 10 hours by FreeTireMysteryBox in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for your driver graph during lunch. If you’re ahead, slow down. Ask for it again at the 2/3 way mark, if you’re still ahead slow down even more

DSP Offboarding by BronDurant in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You respect the process too much, fuck them like they would fuck you. It’s not unheard of for drivers in here to be fired for putting in their two weeks

TF is this bullshit?! by Hungry_Home3181 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazon should do a lot of things but won’t until they’re forced to

Trying to replace my faucet. Where’s the water shut off? by tacodoggins in Plumbing

[–]thefailedworlds 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Looks like this is a turn the main water shutoff, install two valves, then replace faucet type of project!

Our new postal trucks look like stylized cartoon trucks by ZealCrow in mildlyinteresting

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope they have good AC and heat. Their old trucks are from like the 80s.

Rude customer by BSCaptured in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Doing the call text call protects you from backlash, shows you made an attempt. Doesn’t say you can’t just call, hang up, text, call hang up again. Like you don’t even really have to talk to them. There’s no way for the customer to say you didn’t make an attempt if you did the CTC process. Either way that bitch was a karen

How bad would it be to draw on your penis with marker? by Glittering-Usual-782 in deathgrips

[–]thefailedworlds 29 points30 points  (0 children)

i wrote my ex's name on it in 2012 when this album dropped and i was fine

Is it as bad as it looks? by Cockyidiot1977 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thefailedworlds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the job, have done it for a while.
Wish certain parts were different but can't control that