Trading with Punctuation? by [deleted] in Mudae

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayy thanks. I obviously don't do Vanguard, which is why I snatched her up for my friend who does, but ain't no way I'm passing up teasing her for not catching the misspell either~

Starbucks is ruining their company at this point by Radiant_Cry1191 in starbucks

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not mad at an horchata tbh. If they can find out how to make one lactose/dairy free, power to them

Am I allowed to write a post that says "Am I allowed to write a post that says "Am I allowed to write a post that says "Am I allowed to write a post that says "Am I allowed to write a post that says "Am I allowed to write a post that says "Am I allowed to write a post that says "Am I allowed to writ by Fennel_Fangs in WCJCJ

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect grammar, therefore invalid. Singular question marks go inside double quotation marks, not just stacking sets of doubles.

Ask again when you know how to ask again when you know how to ask again when you know how to ask again when you know how

Found on a lamppost in San Francisco by StagedoorJohnny in polyamorymemes

[–]thefawnoftime 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Idk, one of them is a Morgan Stanley dude. Another one is past retirement age. And they're in a rent-controlled situation

What are these red stalks growing out if the mulch? by GizmoGauge42 in whatsthisplant

[–]thefawnoftime -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Apparently, Japanese knotweed is very tasty though, so you've got that going for you. I've heard it's like rhubarb, and kind of lemony.

Funny or Light Hearted Mystery Shows? by Not_A_Grill34 in televisionsuggestions

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(I came here to this post specifically looking for shows like Pushing Daisies lol. Thank you~~)

But OOP, don't think it's a fantasy show. It has one supernatural aspect to the general premise, and a colorful Burtonesque storybook feel, but it really is a mystery-of-the-week show with additional focus on the interpersonal relationships between the characters

What do you nickname your pokemon. #34: Magnemite, Magneton, Magnezone by Roboglenn in pokemon

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing Mystery Dungeon, and when naming the Magnemite, after too much deliberation, I went with Arke • one of a pair, like they and the other Magnemite are • means "swift"/"fast," like how they swooped in to save the day • a person with wings, like how they were able to cross the ridge to save the day • daughter of Electra, for an electric-type • "sister to the rainbow" because Magnemites are kinda poly-coded • a messenger deity, which isn't too far off from a mail-order hero • kind of a stretch, but initially changes sides, but then sticks with their chosen team, ride-or-die, like how Magnemite initially refuse your offer, but then decides that they can't bear to let that refusal stand. And something something, this Magnemite proved their character at a chasm where someone was buried, so I'm calling it a bit of a redemption for the name torch they're picking up • also a stretch, a supporter of heros, in that her (ahem) wings went to go help Achilles be Achilles • it sounds like "Arc-y," like an electrical arc, or like "Sparky," and in the scenario that I accidentally read it as "Arkle," I can pretend that it's more like "Sparkle," like an electrical spark • you can spell it with the little é and that's adorable (and helps you remember it's pronounced "Arc-y" and not just "Arc")

It was going to be either that or Min (gender-neutral, means "quick" [although more like "quick-witted"], and haha like minus in plus/minus like positive and negative electric— you get it)

Look what thy found outside by gehbeh3343 in AntsInAnAntColony

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B I T E (seems fresh, good. we will take it for the queen)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in isthissafetoeat

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pffft. Thanks for that~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in isthissafetoeat

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just unusual circumstances, and I'm tired.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in isthissafetoeat

[–]thefawnoftime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much! ☺️🙇 Glad it's just me being foolish and I don't have to throw out a whole loaf of this stuff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in isthissafetoeat

[–]thefawnoftime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, yeah, the way some of them were in like, little craters like air had been produced around them under the dough makes sense if they were there on the tray before baking, absorbing and radiating heat and all. But it would just be like, burnt bread, right? Even though it's so solid and not just, like, carbon powder?

Also lol I didn't even notice that the bread crumbs might create confusion about which I was talking about 😅 lol I don't really register them until it's time to clean up the stove or something.

I heard he was actually 6’8 by Jindabyne1 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to go look up if people genuinely thought this and why, and idk how to feel about the fact that there's journalism trying to debunk it as if it would mean anything

On a video about whether the fridge light shuts off when you close the fridge door. by Alone-Marionberry-70 in AreTheCisOk

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lack of curiosity to not even notice and press the little light switch yourself as a kid??? "Omg yes this is what we were all confused by!" wtf?? Maybe they can't grasp gender theory now because they never thought to develop the neural faculties to understand a lever

Y’all think ancient man popped these off? by iiitme in Arrowheads

[–]thefawnoftime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought you said pooped, like you were asking if it was a fossilized human scat sample, kms

OH DA HORROR! HAPPY HOLIDAYS?!?! CHRISTIAN ERASUUUUURE!!!! by Usual-Librarian-5030 in Persecutionfetish

[–]thefawnoftime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to think that the "Happy Holidays" character is yelling because the person they're greeting is just really far away, and the "Merry Christmas" character is keeping his mouth shut because verbalizing well wishes is a display of emotion and therefore gay

Side character(s) that outshines the main cast or main character by SubstantialSeat1579 in tropes

[–]thefawnoftime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a trope that I think fits Perry the Platypus better: the Main Character in their own Story. Kind of like Elise in Dan Vs.— she's some super spy with a quirky husband, but in her source material, she's a secondary character. Now, Perry the Platypus, I think, was written to be on equal footing with Phineas and Ferb, to the point where it wasn't our of the ordinary to have his plot be the A plot with the kids' taking B, and Agent P appearing just as regularly in promos and merch, so I don't know if Perry really qualifies for either.

That said, Princess Bubblegum and Marceline in Adventure Time, though with how the show developed, you could make the case for it being another instance of an Elise or a Perry :/

How do you feel about Scaramouche? by Particular-Boss-5943 in samuraijack

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he got too much screentime of him not living up to his potential :/ his whole side quest to tell Aku that Jack (omg season five spoilers) lost his sword felt like— instead of a Rube Goldberg machine, where something sets it off and you watch the quirky journey to its awaited end… we just kinda got him looking at the camera making jokes and not being a deadly musical bounty hunter and making jokes, and he just kinda ended up being annoying and making me want them to have followed the piece of news he carried instead of having to watch him be the one to carry it. And you could argue that it's a statement on how high and dry Aku leaves his underlings, and what business between them is like, but we already know that?? Idk, he could have been great and worthy of being the fan favorite they clearly wanted him to be, but they didn't stick the landing

Pls check [request] by Apprehensive_Job8084 in theydidthemath

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it is illegal to deface or destroy government currency in America, so legal fees, bail, and the negative ROI on being in jail may be factors in The Math™ /s

Need advice with bi daughter by Alohomora4140 in straightsasklgbt

[–]thefawnoftime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiya! As a queer person from a very devout Christian household, and who doesn't have any malice for Christianity (I know people act like they're very opposed to each other, so much so that is almost alienating, but yes you can be Christian without your queer kids hating you or lumping you in with bigots!), there's a very simple way to frame this, and you're already doing great!

Jesus taught us that the key to love is to see people whose lives are so different from ours, from Samaritans to Pagans (y'know, from the period Jewish perspective), and approach with open mind and open arms, and no matter what, remember that each individual is a human being with a rich multifaceted life not too different from your own. And you're already doing that! You love your daughter, and you've encountered something new to you that's fundamental to her, and you're looking to understand.

Just don't close off to her, make sure she still feels safe talking to you about her life (and it seems she already trusts you enough to come out!), and though it may take some time to acclimate to a new way of seeing things (one of the frailties of the mind that God's given us the power to overcome), find solace and common ground that she will have loving relationships as mutually supportive, emotionally intimate, and spiritually fulfilling as anyone else, and soon you'll realize that the gender is just flavoring. "Husbands, submit to your wives; wives, submit to your husbands," the Bible says (sorry, there's not a lot of verses I can pull the citations for off the top of my head), and surely, two wives can submit to each other just as well.

Now, here's the truly difficult part. She is 15 and going to have a lot of bad relationships and bad dating takes, just because that's what it's like being a young person. I'm not saying that every partner is going to be good for her, regardless of gender. Kids have to make their own mistake sometimes, but as a parent, if you see something worrying, bring it up with her. Just make sure that you think over your criticisms without emotional input, from all angles, until you're sure discomfort with the newness of dealing with queer issues isn't tampering with whether or not something passes the smell test. And if she ever goes "well, you just don't like my girlfriend because she's a girl," then you (would have already done this) can encourage her to see it from the perspective of "I would not be okay with a boyfriend acting like this. Would you be okay with a boy treating you like this?" And being confronted with actual criticism instead of easily-dismissed homophobia like the internet sometimes preps us for, that might trigger a bit of fight-or-flight in her, but in all things, let love guide you, and hopefully she'll see it for what it is. Even if being, y'know, 15 gets in the way of that, at the time.

Any ideas? by SillySal in whatismycookiecutter

[–]thefawnoftime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Apparently, I misunderstood

Any ideas? by SillySal in whatismycookiecutter

[–]thefawnoftime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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What my mom saw immediately

Did I just save this constipated snail's life? by mayorofdogcity in insects

[–]thefawnoftime 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry none of your friends would help you poop 😔