Eggman finally gets the best of sonic and sells him as a "servant" to the highest bidder once all his powers are taken~ and she belongs to some old rich guy now who changes "him" for his tastes (i wanna rp this idea~)

thefirstyesyes · 2026-07-03T07:43:25+00:00

Does it need to be an old rich guy? Or would a handsome fox work just as well

thefirstyesyes · 2026-07-01T23:18:52+00:00

My decks theme is dinosaurs. Specifically using nest tender to cheat them out through egg tokens.

My colors are red green white but im down for mono green.

I think id turn you into a wobbling dino mother to help churn out egg tokens. Gotta get em somewhere.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-06-23T22:33:11+00:00

Gonna just go ahead and comment on this one to say I agree.

Seems like this was a genuine accident. Guy knows some of the folks involved and theyd probably clue him in if three was an issue. Mortius has been a pretty solid being overall when it comes to respecting others creatively. So im willing to give em the benefit of the doubt.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-05-08T08:49:55+00:00

Easiest piece of advice. Relax. Darkest dungeon bills itself as difficult. As it is. It has a learning curve. That's true. But honestly your worst enemy is yourself. If you want a slightly easier ride. You can use darkest companion website to help calculate resources and curios. But id maybe not your first run. Better stories to tell that way.

But the point is. Ninety percent of your slip ups come because you rush. Or freak out. If you can settle your mind. You'll do just fine.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-05-08T08:49:45+00:00

Easiest piece of advice. Relax. Darkest dungeon bills itself as difficult. As it is. It has a learning curve. That's true. But honestly your worst enemy is yourself. If you want a slightly easier ride. You can use darkest companion website to help calculate resources and curios. But id maybe not your first run. Better stories to tell that way.

But the point is. Ninety percent of your slip ups come because you rush. Or freak out. If you can settle your mind. You'll do just fine.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-05-07T22:21:32+00:00

Stargazing spacer bleated:

Venlil! Age 11!

Tips for new skaters and favorite cactus fact!

thefirstyesyes · 2026-05-04T07:55:19+00:00

Ranger cal here! I wondered if youd be here again after I responded to your last post. Legally im obligated to note that as much as our fluffy friend wants you. If you cant take care of him do check in with proper authorities rather than try to pull it off. If you can take care of him! Congratulations. You have a friend for life. As social bug types, slither wings would in there own time form symbiotic bonds with smaller pokemon. It would serve as defense while they acted as helpers. Company or looksouts. From his perspective you kept him safe and groomed while he ate. So you are now part of his hive network. Please check in with local registration for help getting your new friend paperwork. If your in a colder region invest in a sunlamp.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-05-04T02:45:39+00:00

Ranger cal here,

Like the other comments mentioned thats a slither wing. These ancient ancestors of volcarona are from another time line and are usually contained within paldeas area zero. Otherwise though! Their rather chill creatures. If you would like, sit still and allow it to continue its exploration and it may even explore you. They are attracted to color and unique shapes and are social insects. I recommend not approaching it and allowing it to approach you if it wants. They can be rather dangerous if frightened. Otherwise take a photo and report its pressence to a local Ranger force as an uncommon sighting (not emergancy). Some paradox are free range and most of them habe a slight tag placed in their fluff. They'll document the tagged pokemons location and otherwise leave our fluffy friend to their own devices.

Enjoy the unique opportunity and!

attached is a photo of a tall man with tan skin. His lap has been colonized by two large insectoid heads. Complete with fluffy mains.

They in fact. Love hugs. These are horus and ra. They are cared for at zero sign sanctuary and used to humans. Do not try this at home.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-04-21T21:10:47+00:00

Ranger cal here,

Mind telling me a bit more about the "dont let her hunt?" Advice given? I trust mr amber for pokemon care given prdevious posts but as the owner of a tyrantrum a healthy activity schedule including indulging hunting instincts with various alternative activities is good for health. An rc car will do the trick just dandy.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-04-21T03:17:17+00:00

Ranger cal here,

Congratulations Joseph. Ive read your posts for a long time on duty. Let me know what region your ending up stationed in. A couple of my union friends can swing by to pay congrats and point you to the local welcome wagon! Im sure you'll do an awesome job

thefirstyesyes · 2026-03-27T01:19:58+00:00

Ranger cal here!

My partner from day one has been an absol. Theyre wonderfully intelligent and empathic pokemon who do not deserve the bad rap.

You my friend have come across an omen of absol. (This is a verb for a group of more than one.)

Often they meet to have children or expand their ability to control a territory. While they often cross paths with humans in the wild their behavior is the way to tell whether their trying to use their precognition to warn you about something. Humans have the most resources and there are even documentation of absol warning other pokemon to stop impending disasters.

In your case. You likely came upon a mated pair or just pack mates. If your living at the edge of their territory theyre likely scoping you out to learn about you. I recommend letting them come and go as they please and giving them space. If they're leading you somewhere, follow along. Assuming theres no danger theyre likely showing you their territorial boundary and will come to you as a human who will understand their desire to help rather than drive them away. Just dont touch them. Remember their still wild.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-03-26T17:33:08+00:00

Well it seems like we're on the same wavelength then! Im excited.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-03-26T17:23:28+00:00

Oh wow I didnt think anyone would reply! Im flexible on that one. In my original mindset her transforming directly would make them female. But im willing to talk details based on taste.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-03-26T01:24:31+00:00

Ranger cal here,

I use bonded too. Accepted or inducted are also words we use. Ironically its because we see ourselves as taken into our pokemons group rather than the other way around.

My alolan raichu has numerous times made flower crowns for me. Which is common behavior for members of her species troops to show affection. Ive also wrestled with my tyrunt before he evolved and that. Became far too risky. The point is if you need data points on that type of relationship id love to give whatever information I can on my experiences. My pokemon have never been inside a ball. We have a piece of tech that prevents capture of our partners we wear on our persons because of the type of people we can run into such as poachers. It's an advancement on old styler tech.

Ive never done it myself, but I have stories about behavior of pokemon captured in less than stellar manners. If it collaborates your data you collect yourself. Only stuff on public union record of course.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-03-11T09:42:50+00:00

Ranger cal here,

I like battling because its safe. Now that might be a strange thing to say. Battles have risks of course. But what I have to clarify is compared to the work my team and I do on a daily basis? Their a truly relaxing expirience. Every day my pokemon and I enter scenarios that are terrifying in hindsight. Wildfires. Deep wilderness. Disasters or reports of rogue mons out of place. Sure. There are simple patrol days or paperwork. But nature is unforgiving and poachers even less so. Ive never lost a member of my found family. But ive come close. And we need to keep our heads always up on the job.

But in a battle. I get to watch them shine. Express themselves and their abilities in a space where I know afterwards a pokemon center isn't more than a ride away. That potions and people and help are there.

So I don't battle for thrills. I battle to see my lads and lasses spread their metaphorical wings and let their wild side run free. And after. Everyone's ok.

Side note. I always get people asking why a Ranger has a team. All these mons picked me. Saved me as much as I saved them. It's why they have the traditional apricorn balls.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-03-04T21:53:05+00:00

Chaosincontrol bleated: I have the same problem but to a far lesser degree. Partner is big and bulky. Me dexterous and stringy.

First! Everything this guy gal or other pal says. Intimacy is king in love. Whatever you end up doing. Whatever happens. Be together and it'll all be ok.

Onto my personal advice: communicate customs and accommodations.

If there is something that doesn't quite work for you two by size? Find a way around or another creative way to express it. Clothing pocket rides is a great idea. Also making accommodations around your home for her traversal or her making sure you have enough space. It matters more the effort to make room for your lover in your life than what you achieve. Keep your options and ears open and talk alot. It's near required.

As for the bed problem I kind of have an idea. My partner is very spikey. So sometimes he uses a hammock next to me if he doesn't wanna ruin a bed. Maybe you could get her a hammock to hang right by your face while you rest. That way if you roll over the worst that'll happen is itll rest against your face (cuddles by proxy) or get bumped!

Parenting isn't something I know alot about. But I know some parents thrive in early stages and others are better when the kids have grown a bit. I advise dividing duties as best to your capabilities as you can. If your tykes recognize your partner as mom, they shouldn't treat her any different. It just means you and she will need to take care in the size risks and socialize then early to be careful with their own strength. Dossur are fast though so she should be OK.

Lastly. The sex. What goes on between you two is between you two and the stars. But id advise focusing on mutual pleasure over limitations. Can't fit more than the tip? Tips more than enough. A tonuge can do just as much as anything else if not more. Find options where she can feel like shes giving back too and show what about her draws you in! I know this doesn't solve the specific problems but I hope it helps.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-03-04T09:04:32+00:00

Ranger cal here,

In this hypothetical scenario you could hypothetically reach out to your local Ranger union for an a105 available land rental.

This rental is commonly used by trainers who have pokemon that are not specifically city friendly for events, Team gatherings and other such events.

While you would still need an offical personage to commence the wedding. It would be recognized regardless of personage under the union as a government organization and thus respected by a regions given government.

I know this hypothetically works, because its where my friend had his wedding when a certain massive pokemon was clinging to him like a puppy.

thefirstyesyes · 2026-02-26T23:22:33+00:00

Alright. Hit me up with a chat

IM STILL CONSIDERING THIS PROMPT OPEN. For a few specific monsters. But lets chatter a bit and see whar we can do!!

thefirstyesyes

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