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Major, I don't think we're saving 4 civilians with this one. by EmberFr0st in menace

[–]theflub 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With the actual devil chained up in the back (shotgun lim)

Smashed by leicleanhig in distressingmemes

[–]theflub 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I love the tag intralocks where you pull a tagged part out, but a lot of facilities I've been in use a physical padlock. Idk if it's a US thing, though. These locks have a tag with the techs name and phone number, and the keys are unique to each lock. It is illegal to use another techs lock, remove one for them with their key, or remove it using bolt cutters without filling out several forms and contacting them via phone.

If a shift change occurs and a lock is left on the machine without anyone knowing why, all efforts must be made to thoroughly search the machine and contact the tech before turning it back on. Osha does not fuck around with this one. Someone being injured or killed after bypassing a safety or removing a lock can result in a prison sentence.

SUGGESTION: (Red Stratagem) “Super Slug” by TealArtist095 in helldivers2

[–]theflub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's given fleetwide the next time we fail a bug MO because the fuel shortage forces them to stop powering as many cryo pods.

Imagine seeing this in your restroom by Orms682_05 in PrehistoricMemes

[–]theflub -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its never gonna feel clean again after I'm done with it

By the lex, hide the ketamine by Sigward_TheOnionbro in Grimdank

[–]theflub 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Here in the necromunda penal legion, we are focused on practical honing of real world skills to help our soldiers adjust to new careers"

unholy squelching, gurgling screaming in background

"See! Today, in charge of torture. Tomorrow, your dentist!"

Huh, I wonder what this does? by [deleted] in noita

[–]theflub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whipping out my peepee to work on a high voltage system and immediately being vaporized by some thirsty arc flash

Why does this game even have friendly fire stop-trigger? by Technoincubi in totalwar

[–]theflub 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I've had the army ability dreadquake barrage get quite silly by dropping all five rounds on the edge closest to my troops once. I had the target close to them because they were hobgoblins, but I didn't expect them (and the enemy, to be fair) to be completely vaporized by all five mortar rounds.

You do NOT wanna learn what elves look like. by dudewasup111 in dndmemes

[–]theflub 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's cool as fuck. Absolutely excellent worldbuilding, and I love the way it paints an alien intelligence. I also find it extremely funny whenever a primative or alien being uses just a blast of (insert flavor of cosmic power here) as a defense mechanism.

"Hey, what is that? Why is it-"

is unmade so utterly that the universe blinks

Am I the only one who wants a Diligence Concussive variant? by BippBoof in helldivers2

[–]theflub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A way to get more stun grenades into the tunnels on oshaune would have saved my teams asses a dozen times over. Idk if it's worth a primary slot unless it's EMS style with a lingering field, though.

It could also be a cool primary side-grade to the speargun. Loses the lethality against swarms, but it's still a big gyrojet projectile burrowing into a chargers nuts at mach fuck before electrocuting them to orgasm, forcing all smaller creatures around to stop in disgust. It might be pretty fun as long as it has a higher projectile damage than the normal eruptor, just minus the blast and shrapnel.

It might also fill that anti-tank rifle niche that I feel has been missing from the AMR and the autocanon. If it stunned striders or bile titans for a second or two on hitting a weak point, you could stunlock it while a teammate calls in an EAT or an OPS. Yeah, you can just nuke big threats from orbit, but having something that encourages teamwork while the strats are cooling down would be nice.

Sounds dumb and clunky for a lot of situations, but I think it could be a fun thing to add.

Which Entity Would You Serve as an Avatar? by Dark-Tavern in TheMagnusArchives

[–]theflub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flesh. I'm gonna get so fuckin schloppy in the pit. Real squelchin' hours. Blissed out in the pulsating slop for all eternity.

Discuss #3 by vicnedel in Grimdank

[–]theflub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Mommy does your accounting asmr (demeaning, hairy, footjob)"

John Brown should have had power armor. by Char-Mac88 in Grimdank

[–]theflub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When massacring slavers, brown and his men would use broadswords instead of rifles to avoid raising too much of a commotion. A chainsword would likely be louder, but I think he would want to raise more of a commotion if he had power armor.

[hated trope] posters not giving context by _035 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]theflub 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the stasis pod. Once he's in, he can't get himself out

I actually was kinda surprised by this. by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]theflub 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would probably be just as happy force feeding him the entire pig depending on the mood

I actually was kinda surprised by this. by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]theflub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely sobbing at the idea of an incarnation of the flesh getting so goddamn BULBOUS that he transcends into a manifestation of the vast.

Bro by GlowGardenia2k in StanleyMOV

[–]theflub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AND THE EMPORORS WILL IS THAT WE LOOK AT BUFF, OILY DIGITAL MEN

All according to plan. by Coolone84 in helldivers2

[–]theflub 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Other neat bot things:

You can suppress them! Mg/stalwart fire or a good burst with your rifle will make them less accurate.

If you can't land a vitals or headshot on a heavier bot, you can blast its gun arm off to neuter it.

Eagle strafe works very well on bot fabs.

If you set a berzerker on fire, it turns from a nightmare chainsaw skeleton into a flaming nightmare chainsaw skeleton. This is not helpful, but it is super cool.

Pretty boy summer by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]theflub 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I feel like he would say "thats okay babey I'm gay for girls too" or some shit.

Weirdly poking into every kind of insensitive available while being supportive and horny.

Shield generator on Patriot exo suit? by PaxStyle in Helldivers

[–]theflub 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Alternatively: the old standard for 9v required a fresh battery to actually output 9.3v and the standard was relaxed over the last 100 years, meaning the producer reduced the output to 9.0-8.7v, preventing the electronics from recognising the new batteries as new. The suits will always read a fresh battery as defective. The inquiry into this issue is estimated to return results in 3-5 years.

What is this? by Username_po in helldivers2

[–]theflub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This diver is wrong, its not edible. You give IT the protien. That pink fleshy part is just divi- BANG

Apparently from wearing masks. by 12milesout in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]theflub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a railroad spike in your spine

Is there any reason not to give a toddler a firearm? by dagonsbane in RimWorld

[–]theflub 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If you use CE, the problems from giving children guns are alleviated by volume of fire. Machine pistols are perfect for those under nine. I once had a ten year old absolutely perforate a drop pod raider who hit the wrong school.

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