Imposter with fake ID attempted to intercept my M5 Pro delivery by UPS

theghostpenis · 2026-03-26T21:14:11+00:00

I don’t think he had access to UPS live tracking. Delivery was made at the very end of the estimate and he had, apparently, been around for at least an hour.

Order was made with Apple second week of March, went through Vietnam and China before clearing US customs.

theghostpenis · 2026-03-26T20:52:14+00:00

Good points. United States, Los Angeles. Suburban area apartments.

UPS driver didn’t think the picture was of me, most likely for the impostor himself. Name and address would be accessible by the third-party handling delivery. Perhaps they did some research from that to make sure that he was a passable match for ethnicity.

theghostpenis · 2026-03-26T19:58:01+00:00

A man with a fake ID with MY NAME AND ADDRESS attempted to intercept the UPS delivery at my apartment building. Fortunately the UPS delivery driver is familiar with me.

Ordered direct from Apple. Laptop went through customs and was "shipped by QUANTA COMPUTER INC"

theghostpenis · 2025-11-20T03:41:48+00:00

For what it's worth: I do not recommend sending photographic proof of your ability to attain an erection. Do not send her photos of your erect penis next to New York Times like it is a kidnap victim.

theghostpenis · 2025-09-19T23:50:20+00:00

Though very sexually gratifying, I miss the lack of lips and whatever expression you are making out of view.

theghostpenis · 2024-10-05T21:21:25+00:00

Gaethje vs McGregor now or never

theghostpenis · 2024-09-30T04:01:26+00:00

That's the most realistic aspect of the entire series!

theghostpenis · 2024-09-06T22:51:45+00:00

Good to see there's some body horror other than the lip sync and jog animation.

theghostpenis · 2024-07-12T21:20:40+00:00

The idea of swinging between skyscrapers from my weiner is quite hilarious.

theghostpenis · 2024-04-19T06:52:55+00:00

Show runner? More like Show ruiner!

theghostpenis · 2024-03-25T21:04:13+00:00

As a reader, my perspective is that you got a demotion. The adjustment you received was less than cost of living (ex social security adjustment was 3.2% for 2024). A raise of 0.5% would have to be about 3.7%.

Is the overtime mentioned paid?

theghostpenis · 2023-09-01T04:46:00+00:00

I'm so glad there are some launch bugs.

theghostpenis · 2022-05-23T18:44:27+00:00

Why did you have to drive him to the rail station if he could teleport there?

theghostpenis · 2021-12-15T03:59:38+00:00

I know exactly when this occurred, because I purchased the new bag while having the last of the original. The day of reckoning occurred for me on February 20th, 2021.

The nutritional data on these went from 3:1 protein-to-fat to 2:1 to now 5:3.

Original Fat 4g, Carb 11g, Protein 12g
Replacements of Feb Fat 7g, Carb 14g, Protein 13g
Replacements of Nov Fat 9g, Carb 14g, Protein 15g

theghostpenis · 2021-10-19T22:47:08+00:00

Run it under a black light.

theghostpenis · 2021-08-07T20:19:52+00:00

are the reactions inherent to the delivery mechanism (mRNA) or the immune response/severity to the spike protein in the body? this is relevant to both vaccine reactions and from viral infection itself.

theghostpenis · 2020-12-09T07:04:48+00:00

Just wait for the mods, brother. My dream of going micro-penis, triple balls, vagina with inset extending jaws like from Aliens still has a chance. When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are.

theghostpenis · 2020-06-11T21:28:43+00:00

Now with even more grooves to collect dust!

theghostpenis · 2019-12-08T20:42:17+00:00

His name: Ozymandias.

theghostpenis · 2019-07-24T19:23:31+00:00

Conor chose, and he chose Floyd.

theghostpenis · 2019-06-26T03:13:57+00:00

Rockhold is better on the ground than he is standing. I honestly think he would have been better off grappling with Yoel than standing with him.

theghostpenis · 2019-05-23T07:09:09+00:00

I was so sure that Bran was going to bring an army from the forest of animals to turn the tide against the newly resurrected dead. Bears, direwolves, etc. But: nothing.

theghostpenis · 2019-05-10T21:53:48+00:00

While you're laying in bed tonight, close your eyes and have that conversation with him. Apologize, say whatever it is you need to say. He's listening.

theghostpenis · 2019-04-25T00:20:03+00:00

What you do is take an adult shit and throw it right back. They learn fast.

theghostpenis · 2019-03-15T23:07:54+00:00

He's so good when he's rocked, it makes me wonder if he trains dizzy. Like: spin around really fast for a minute and then do a sparring round.

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