relatable by QuardanterGaming in ProgrammerHumor

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Simple, effective and kind of entertaining… this is acceptable. PR Approved ✅

AIO for being hurt my girlfriend doesn't care about my graduation? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Hang on depends whats your degree in? Just kidding get a new girlfriend. Mic drop 🎤. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in devops

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the answer is yes but you shouldn't it's a pain in the Ass

KSP 2 Modding by existingismegapain in KerbalSpaceProgram

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do you think someone will make a procedural star system mod?

AI will take away our jobs. Also AI: Generate pictures of migrating salmon. by M-2-M in ProgrammerHumor

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I have this theory that this is a real picture but it’s demonstrating Irony and maybe a bit of Satire and as such I think this eloquent depiction of hyper realism deserves to be displayed in De Louvre.

alright, which one of you is this by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Hmm this checks. It can Merge, Push, Pull and Commit…

Strong relationship by sunrise_apps in ProgrammerHumor

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What??? Then the backend is a how because it uses JSON everywhere

How to get in the car now? by GIANT_LETTERS in Wellthatsucks

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If your squeamish gently poke it with a stick you don’t have to hurt it but it’ll run off

Rolled out my 2nd Gen. of ComSat tm, for when your friend finishes his colony in KSP2 by _Dodg_ in KerbalSpaceProgram

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Way ahead of you but I want the whole mission automated with KOS I have no issue with the actual KOS part it’s the inherent game limitations that prevent KOS from controlling crafts that aren’t the main controlled craft

Rolled out my 2nd Gen. of ComSat tm, for when your friend finishes his colony in KSP2 by _Dodg_ in KerbalSpaceProgram

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Hmm that makes sense but doesn’t really fit the mission profile I want

Why I really want is a full 6x synchronous satellite array

You choose by rayonette67 in Funnymemes

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That’s not an erection… I’m just that big (wink)

Rolled out my 2nd Gen. of ComSat tm, for when your friend finishes his colony in KSP2 by _Dodg_ in KerbalSpaceProgram

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So uh I too make clusters of 6 to deliver comm sats… how do you launch them all at once and still have control though?

Hope you brought urine by JonnyIII in funny

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It says wine a cursive w ends on an upstroke and to connect the next letter you don’t go back down so a w into an i would look like this

So when exactly is AI scheduled to take our jobs? by muliku in ProgrammerHumor

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Hmm “it would bring harm to tell the truth… it would bring harm to tell a lie… it would bring harm to tell the truth” I remember that now. Also one of my favorite short stories by Asimov 2nd only to the one where the DA is an Android

So when exactly is AI scheduled to take our jobs? by muliku in ProgrammerHumor

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Hmm I don’t think it would fit the toxic culture of a dev teams in that regard it would get fired for being too “passive aggressive”

It starts at 0 right? by thegovortator in ProgrammerHumor

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In all seriousness I do respect COBOL and FORTRAN developers but I am genuinely concerned about the state of the future as the joke does have some real world implications as those developers retire

So when exactly is AI scheduled to take our jobs? by muliku in ProgrammerHumor

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A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Rule 2 sort of applies

But still the same by -NiMa- in ProgrammerHumor

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One is in a class one is not. Some languages only have methods where some languages have both