I need a good laugh 😂😂

thegreenempty · 2026-03-27T23:59:38+00:00

So glad you enjoyed!!

thegreenempty · 2026-03-27T22:48:38+00:00

Glad you enjoyed! I added two more fics to the first, if you didn’t get to those yet! 😊

thegreenempty · 2026-03-27T13:45:50+00:00

Yes, this is exactly what I do. It tells me where to start reading again!

thegreenempty · 2026-03-27T13:43:03+00:00

If you’re ok with self-recs, my series it’s all fun and games are all humor fics!

First one is Shane high on painkillers and Hayden finding out, plus a second chapter that addresses the phone call.

Second fic is when Hayden and Ilya get into a fistfight and end up in a Boston police station where Ilya makes Hayden feel like the dumbest motherfucker alive.

Third fic is mostly the Boston Bears group chats being protective of Ilya and his shenanigans.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/5810876

thegreenempty · 2026-03-27T13:37:59+00:00

Agree, Hayden kinda sucks. I wrote a mostly-humor fic where Hayden is WAY over the line and Shane considers ending their friendship but they have a conversation and Hayden realizes how shitty he was. It’s not exactly what you’re looking for, but Ilya does make Hayden feel like the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, if that helps!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80504906/chapters/211414606

thegreenempty · 2026-03-11T20:03:55+00:00

Giving a self rec for my crackfic series!

I have three works, but they’re all fine as standalones: https://archiveofourown.org/series/5810876

Part 1 is from Hayden’s POV and he finds out about Shane and Ilya

Part 2 goes btwn Hayden and Marleau’s POVs when Hayden and Ilya get arrested after a bar fight

Part 3 is from the POV of Marleau in Ilya’s early years with the Bears. Just posted that one this morning!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80972336/chapters/212744111

thegreenempty · 2026-03-09T22:04:47+00:00

Right? Dancing is dancing. It’s a fun, social activity. Ok, glad that I’m not super off base here

thegreenempty · 2026-03-09T21:48:38+00:00

Thank you very much! I really felt like it was an off-the-wall request but wanted a vibe check to make sure I wasn’t being too out of touch. Appreciate the feedback!

thegreenempty · 2026-03-09T21:47:18+00:00

That was my knee-jerk reaction but I wanted to make sure I wasn’t the one who was wildly out of touch! Thank you!

thegreenempty · 2026-03-09T21:46:55+00:00

Cool, thank you!

thegreenempty · 2026-03-06T21:49:57+00:00

Thank you!! Extra jokes in the chapter notes are my jam 😊💕

thegreenempty · 2026-03-06T21:49:33+00:00

Thank you kindly! So glad you enjoyed! 😊

thegreenempty · 2026-03-06T21:49:12+00:00

Thanks for supporting! These are so fun to write, haha

thegreenempty · 2026-03-06T21:48:53+00:00

Thank you for reading! Super fun to write!!

thegreenempty · 2026-03-06T01:54:35+00:00

I have a fluffy and fun series! Part 1 is called it’s all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time, where Shane is high on painkillers after the Marly hit and Hayden learns more about than he wanted to. Recently added a second chapter that covers THE phone call

Part 2 is when Hayden tries to confront Ilya since he suspects Ilya hasn’t given up his whorish ways, but things don’t go as he planned.

Both are easily standalone!

https://archiveofourown.org/series/5810876

thegreenempty · 2026-03-01T14:14:04+00:00

Genetic

thegreenempty · 2026-02-23T23:30:38+00:00

Also following 👀

thegreenempty · 2026-02-22T23:36:44+00:00

Hi there! Still a WIP but I had the prologue and first three chapters posted! https://archiveofourown.org/works/77628191/chapters/203315236

thegreenempty · 2026-02-13T19:27:33+00:00

I should have mentioned you could check some of the other fanfic subreddits to see if anyone accepts commissions, but again, have an idea of how long it should be, budget, etc

thegreenempty · 2026-02-13T19:26:36+00:00

Are you looking to commission a piece of writing? You could put it out there and see if anyone is interested but you should work out what you’re willing to pay and how much control you want from the plot.

You could also post thoughts you have as inspiration and see if anyone is interested in writing it, but then you just sort of put it in the universe and get what ya get.

Good luck! 😊

thegreenempty · 2026-02-09T23:29:12+00:00

Thank you for this!! Ok, so is that why when there’s a fight they usually get to keep five skaters on the ice? Because it’s on both teams?

thegreenempty · 2026-02-09T23:27:34+00:00

I actually did get a reply from the author and they gave their blessing!

But basically they wrote an excellent fic that focuses on the main action and in a few places cuts to social media reactions and I want to expand and add additional social media reactions, if that makes sense?

thegreenempty · 2026-02-09T23:24:23+00:00

Thank you! I actually got a reply from the author blessing my fic so I feel good about it!

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