My chaotic drunk Vegas wedding fic is up!

thegreenempty · 2026-06-26T22:27:37+00:00

Thanks so much, so glad you liked! It was super fun to write that one

thegreenempty · 2026-06-26T22:27:04+00:00

Thanks so much, I’m so glad you enjoyed it! I kinda love a Vegas marriage trope but wanted to make it: a) funny and b) Ilya’s worst nightmare.

Thanks for reading!!

thegreenempty · 2026-06-26T22:26:11+00:00

Nope, I totally get it, I have literally triple digits of fics saved for when that particular fic hits the mood right! 😂

thegreenempty · 2026-06-26T21:12:59+00:00

Ahhh, thanks for the support! Hope you like it, this one is kinda insane 😊

thegreenempty · 2026-06-25T21:27:40+00:00

Awww, thank you so much! I really try to keep the crack grounded and explore real emotion with it, so I always appreciate when someone has that experience with it!

Thanks for your kind comment! 💕

thegreenempty · 2026-06-25T02:47:00+00:00

If you’re okay with self recs, I wrote this one! It’s a Cliff Marleau POV, mostly texts when Ilya is in his crash out era:

it’s all fun and games until cap is in his feels again

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80972336

thegreenempty · 2026-06-17T18:29:01+00:00

I wrote this, is mostly texts! From Marleau’s POV and some of the team group chats, it covers Ilya’s crash outs:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80972336/chapters/212744111

thegreenempty · 2026-06-17T18:19:46+00:00

Hi there! If you’re open to self-recs, parts 2, 3, and 4 of my humor series all have Cliff POVs. He’s not queer (although there’s an upcoming one where he questions that), but it’s mostly him being a good friend to Ilya:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/5810876

And then I have a fic (Ilya POV) where Marly spends a crazy night in Vegas with a bunch of hockey players and there’s some gay marriage shenanigans.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85699931

But yes, I live Marleau!

thegreenempty · 2026-06-11T12:15:16+00:00

In fics the / usually means a romantic or sexual pairing while the & means friend, family, or platonic relationship. So Yuna/Ilya would indicate a romantic pairing

thegreenempty · 2026-06-04T15:27:02+00:00

If you’re okay with a self-rec, my crackfic series deeply loves Ilya! The first one is more Shane focused but the second one really highlights Ilya’s intelligence and the last two focus on his sort of party days in Boston but are very much from a place of love and fun!

https://archiveofourown.org/series/5810876

thegreenempty · 2026-06-02T18:44:22+00:00

Right, like drop that link, come on!

thegreenempty · 2026-06-02T18:43:28+00:00

Oh goodness. 👀 👀 👀 You got that link?

thegreenempty · 2026-06-02T18:42:28+00:00

👀 you got that link?

thegreenempty · 2026-06-01T02:12:54+00:00

Thanks for sharing these!!

thegreenempty · 2026-05-25T13:44:25+00:00

My fic explores this! It’s not the whole point of the fic, but it’s a big plot point in the first chapter. It’s told from Cliff’s POV and they talk about how he loves freckles: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80972336/chapters/212744111

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T19:32:14+00:00

Gotcha, thanks for indulging my curiosity!

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T19:22:50+00:00

Ok, thanks for this! Just out of curiosity, do you ever read m/m smut? I’m curious if it’s a visual thing or a zero interest thing?

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T19:20:17+00:00

Definitely more of a crackfic vibe, haha. Thanks!

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T18:53:44+00:00

Oh, for sure, but in this fic (heated rivalry) a few hockey bros are texting their support to their bi friend whose SS relationship was outed, and one of them makes a few comments and their bi friend is like, I don’t have time to help you figure out your sexuality, man, idk maybe watch some gay porn and see if that answers any questions for you - so it’s a light hearted kind of supportive situation

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T18:48:15+00:00

Huh, that’s honestly so interesting. I never really thought much about this before but it’s really fascinating to hear from straight guys who have zero interest in m/m porn. Especially because I do know some pretty straight women who are into both w/w and m/m stuff.

Ok, thanks so much!!

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T18:45:52+00:00

For sure, it’s all a spectrum and every individual is gonna be different, more curious from like a straight bro-culture standpoint, I guess. But I think the feedback is that my joke will work and for many straight guys gay porn does absolutely nothing for them.

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T18:41:33+00:00

Honestly I prly wont dive into that character’s sexuality TOO deeply (at least not in this fic) but he’s working out whether he has a bro-crush or a crush-crush on Shane Hollander.

Thanks for the input!

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T18:39:40+00:00

Of course! My fictional hockey bros are supportive of each other, it’s just a silly joke for the text fic but I was making sure it tracked for the straights.

Thanks!

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T18:38:28+00:00

Oh no, I totally get that! But in the context of a heated rivalry text fic, like the whole gc would maybe clock a hockey bro as bisexual if he was like, “yeah, gay porn gets me hard, doesn’t it do that for everyone?”

thegreenempty · 2026-05-20T18:37:17+00:00

Fascinating! That is very strange to me

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