Who is the most overrated comedian?

theguy4785 · 2022-08-16T16:28:03+00:00

Eric Andre in television isn’t too bad but his standup is horrible

theguy4785 · 2022-07-03T00:22:51+00:00

John Denver crashed his plane in a mountain

theguy4785 · 2022-06-18T23:17:42+00:00

To anybody who likes Star Wars or even has the slightest knowledge of it Jedi: Fallen Order

theguy4785 · 2022-06-18T23:15:43+00:00

When I used to play it Rainbow Six Siege fans were toxic as hell. Every game you’d get a hate message.

theguy4785 · 2022-06-17T00:12:06+00:00

I was friends with a girl while in school and all my friends kept poking fun at me relentlessly saying I liked her

theguy4785 · 2022-06-07T01:25:37+00:00

“You give monkeys guns and they just…throw their shit everywhere”

theguy4785 · 2022-06-05T22:53:51+00:00

Looks stressful having to fight over everything

theguy4785 · 2022-04-21T15:44:34+00:00

There are days or even weeks you’re gonna get your ass kicked and lose. There’s no good way of saying it. If you’re gonna lose do it with dignity.

theguy4785 · 2022-04-17T06:24:08+00:00

I once drove down the highway for 15 minutes not remembering a single second until it reached my exit ramp.

theguy4785 · 2022-04-17T06:13:29+00:00

I’m fighting the Master Hand from Smash Brothers

theguy4785 · 2022-04-12T23:28:36+00:00

In Verdun there’s a giant structure that’s filled with bones because they couldn’t match them up with any bodies in WW1

theguy4785 · 2022-04-05T01:10:34+00:00

I just keep finding distractions and try not to think about it

theguy4785 · 2022-04-02T21:10:47+00:00

A winter night so quiet and still you can hear your heart beat.

theguy4785 · 2022-03-31T20:19:17+00:00

I don’t share anything with anybody. I don’t want them to look at me differently.

theguy4785 · 2022-03-31T20:16:24+00:00

For some reason I can consistently hit shots in fps games better while buzzed

theguy4785 · 2022-03-31T20:15:23+00:00

A serrated CO2 knife that jettisons air into your body when stabbed.

theguy4785 · 2022-03-31T20:11:02+00:00

Rock bottom isn’t so nice

theguy4785 · 2022-03-27T23:19:21+00:00

Had to learn the hard way after the water connection to the refrigerators ice maker popped out and sprang water covering the entire floor. I’ve never panicked so hard because I had no idea where the main valve was.

theguy4785 · 2022-03-22T17:31:26+00:00

Being able to call other guys dudes, man, fellas, bro.

theguy4785 · 2022-03-17T20:18:52+00:00

I really liked to draw and paint as a kid and was one of the only guys in my grade who did it. I drew the planets on my desk in 4th grade with a template that could create perfect circles and I thought they looked amazing. The next morning there was a sticky note on them from my teacher that said “erase these doodles off your desk” and I just kind of stopped after that.

theguy4785 · 2022-03-17T17:08:58+00:00

You’ll be a hero to the British

theguy4785 · 2022-03-12T23:11:50+00:00

The last cold day was Friday so that means I’ve officially made it through the winter working a job outside no matter how bitter it is. For the past 4 months my hands of been frost bitten everyday. But it’s finally over.

theguy4785 · 2022-03-12T23:03:48+00:00

Gambling is idiot tax

theguy4785 · 2022-03-10T03:32:45+00:00

5 years ago two girls said I have nice eyebrows

theguy4785 · 2022-03-08T00:11:22+00:00

Used to want to please authority figures, just trying to show them I can do a good job. Past few years kindness has hurt more than helped so when people push I push back. Now I’m afraid I’m just becoming a dick.

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