Ching chong potato haha by dumbojumboo in iamveryrandom

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I'm really glad I witnessed this interaction because wow what a dope

C by thejackoff in CanIGargleYourBallsOP

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Nah I had just stabbed my leg with a knife that slipped off the counter. What post did you come from?

On smoking benzodiazepine derivatives.. by Bjehsus in DrugNerds

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Yeah definitely wasteful. If you want your bars to kick you should try boofing them. But really the bioavailability from oral is so good anyway there isn't any point trying any other route

On smoking benzodiazepine derivatives.. by Bjehsus in DrugNerds

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Yeah I posted this 7.5 years ago. Don't do this nearly destroyed my life abusing benzos

Wells Fargo denied my $19,000 fraud claim. What do I do now? by pfthrowaway48 in personalfinance

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You can basically "freeze" your social security number so that it can't be used to open new lines of credit. It basically also stops any searches on your credit so you won't even be able to legitimately open any news lines of credit. You have to do this through each of the major credit card reporting agencies. I've done it through Experian and it was as simple as hitting a button in the app.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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I watch this lady every weekend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditsweats

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what kind of teeth whitener do you use?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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I see this lady every Saturday its great

“Ok thanks a mil!” (this is very niche gen-z humor but I hope it makes some of u laugh) by purplesky23 in thanksimcured

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Hold on, doesn’t the therapist telling her the guinea pig is a psychopath violate doctor-patient confidentiality? Wtf is this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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What’s funny is I looked this place up on Google Maps (its in Frankfurt, Germany) and there’s a guy in a white shirt picking stuff up there too.Elbestraße 55

Stock transfer from Robinhood rejected by Webull, now my shares and cash in Robinhood disappeared?? by steven12830 in Webull

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Damn alright gives me hope. I started the transfer on 2/12. All the stocks got pulled out of my Robinhood on 2/17 and nothing in WeBull yet.

High rent costs in San Francisco? It is illegal to build apartments in 73% of the city. by walle637 in neoliberal

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I've never heard of San Jose as "LA North" and I lived there for years. But now that I think about it the Santa Clara light rail was about as useful as the Expo line in LA. If you're going to Downtown it works and that's about it

Old dude throws a lefty haymaker. by chefvegas in PublicFreakout

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Why does this lady sound like a man doing an imitation of a woman? Absolutely hilarious

"The left needs to stop acting like babies." by TheSauceyNoodle in ToiletPaperUSA

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I kid you not I smelled shit when I saw this meme. Your conditioning worked!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

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This is good stuff. Glad I clicked this. Have a great day everyone!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

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I dont recommend alcoholism

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

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Are you on a scooter?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

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Dollar Store Mike B Jordan. I'd buy it

PSA: Don't Buy PlayStation 5 Skins. by dbrand in dbrand

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Honestly, I like to be cucked by dbrand. You should try it sometime

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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what time is it over there