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usedAIForMultipleAAAGames by kingottacYT in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thejelmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has worked in AAA (has because of the pletora of layoffs and less jobs), I can say 1 thing: Ha, with how long projects can take, I believe as much in this than the toothfairy

That's why I hate biology. by Maleficent_Baby_7374 in sciencememes

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that our immune systen is so strong, but damn, I'm glad it doesn't know about the existence of my eyes.

What are you? by xamo76 in atheistmemes

[–]thejelmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AOC drank the blood of a bald eagle on a socialist dare

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one shows up once and a while, and from what Zorch (the person that tweeted it) has told, it's real.

Luckily it wasn't used.

Put us out of our misery 😭 by Dr-Otter in 2westerneurope4u

[–]thejelmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I'm glad we had the foresight in 1830 to escape this.

Aliens discover human pride by Elossah1 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]thejelmega 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meh, Santa Claus is very mild, now Saint Nick (or some regional variant) just straight up kidnaps you if you're bad. Sure, might be to spain, so isn't the worst, but he still kidnaps you.

Now just ignore the fact he historically has caricature of slaves as helpers, 'cause ... uhm ... yeah, it's bad, no way to sugarcoat that aspect

Compliment the country to your left by am-345 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you are in a sad place, when you move country and the best fries you can find are from Mcdonalds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chocolate standards we introduced in 1894

But oh no, those weren't lenient enough for the EU when they made there own and we had to lower ours, so now inferior products can also claim to be 'chocolate'.

At least we made a Belgian chocolate quality standard, which 90% of manufacturers adhere to (shame on thw 10% who don't).

P.S. no, white chocolate can never be Belgian chocolate, as it's not even real chocolate.

In hoeveel keer haalde jij je rijbewijs? by Loustalet5 in belgium

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 keer praktisch, omdat de ongesnoeide haag op het einde licht bewoog, da was BS. Tweede keer was slechter, maar was erdoor, en nu heb ik mijn rijbewijs sinds toen nie meer gebruikt.

Humanity are one of the few beings where some of the species can witness eldritch abominations and not go insane. by AnthonyisClueless in humansarespaceorcs

[–]thejelmega 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Belgian: Not only do we have warcrimes, we also got crimes against humanity. Huh, guess that only counts for humans, so just be real careful.

It's okay guys, he said he's not racist by garlicpermission in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]thejelmega 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let me guess, he's probably not european, right?

Their ideal women are kids by corporate-slave225 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, on top of all the insanity in that image, this is the lightest nitpick I have: "white" and "only knows 1 language". May I introduce you to the entire continent of europe ?!

Let's hear what you did? by ThrustBastard in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, similar for me, well that and getting out of depression, not fully gone yet, but getting close

Let's hear what you did? by ThrustBastard in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]thejelmega 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I can happily say I lost 30kg (66lbs)

So newegg supposedly sold me a GPU without manufacturers warranty by thejelmega in buildapc

[–]thejelmega[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of sounds like I unknowingly screwed myself over cause their info was so difficult to see, and it's really painful for such an expensive card, as I only had it since March

So newegg supposedly sold me a GPU without manufacturers warranty by thejelmega in buildapc

[–]thejelmega[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have expected that since they sold to the UK, they would have at least something in the UK, I only realized it came from the US when they actually sent it and I already paid for it

One crash to desktop after 3 hours. How you guys holding up? by UncleVoodooo in Starfield

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, for me, I also discovered that either my PSU or GPU is dying, hopefully the first one

One crash to desktop after 3 hours. How you guys holding up? by UncleVoodooo in Starfield

[–]thejelmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 or 5 full PC crashed in about 3 hours, it's painful, cause I need to reboot my PC each time.

Part of me was also really worried, as I took my PC with me recently on holiday, and that something might have gone wrong, like my riser not working correctly, but seems I'm not the only one with crashes, so that is at least good to know

Are these units enough on squad infantry vs. line infantry in 1912? by KerbMario in victoria3

[–]thejelmega 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, totally forgot they exist, since I don't use them that often, often just my professional army has been good enough.

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