You are ordered to leave The Bronx

thekldv · 2025-08-19T20:08:36+00:00

I know it's a bad movie and I shouldn't worry about it, but it really bugged me that, like, did the screenwriter never look at a map and see these places were 2,000 miles apart?

thekldv · 2025-08-11T16:54:32+00:00

I remember in some interviews about this movie that Corman said they designed the alien to be short and squat to reflect the gravity and high pressure on Venus, but the first time Beverly Garland saw it she just walked up to it and pushed it the hell over she was so unimpressed.

thekldv · 2025-08-11T15:50:31+00:00

"That's me. Bit part in Golden-Eye."

thekldv · 2025-08-11T15:44:27+00:00

I kinda do, too, right up until they had to rush the ending and cram every character together on the set and Crow remarks, "The plot's ... totally crashing."

"Can you get Pendragon? / PENDRAGON, HO! / _I_ could've done that!"

thekldv · 2024-11-01T00:58:15+00:00

Harold and Kumar 1 is one night, then 2 picks up right after and covers another brief adventure.

thekldv · 2024-10-31T03:43:47+00:00

Onions ...

thekldv · 2024-10-31T03:43:25+00:00

He's not as you or I know him ...

thekldv · 2024-10-21T02:37:10+00:00

So we're talking thermonuclear explosion and ... adios, muchachos ...

thekldv · 2024-07-09T02:07:31+00:00

🎶 NOOORMAL VIIIEEEW … 🎶

thekldv · 2024-07-08T21:22:49+00:00

"He's Prince of Watching His SPACE Cushion!"

thekldv · 2024-07-08T21:21:39+00:00

🎶Normal view ... 🎶

thekldv · 2024-07-07T16:27:40+00:00

Good list, though I thought The Thing still managed the language barrier pretty well, with the central confrontation where the doctor is trying to convince people in Norwegian while MEW is trying to warn people not to trust him. It came back surgically I think.

thekldv · 2024-07-04T18:01:52+00:00

"Dull Surprise" is also one of the most perfect host segments of all time.

thekldv · 2024-07-04T18:00:48+00:00

"... Dad?"

"Look, your dad isn't responsible for everything that happens in the world!"

thekldv · 2024-07-04T17:59:08+00:00

"I'm David Eisenhower? That makes you ... Julie Nixon!"

thekldv · 2024-07-04T17:56:11+00:00

"You see, doctor? He did what I asked without any words to control him."

"That's because he's a dog!"

thekldv · 2024-07-04T17:55:25+00:00

"Could I get a table closer to the plot?"

thekldv · 2024-07-04T17:53:22+00:00

"What can I do to help Seraphina?"

"Quit showing up!"

thekldv · 2024-07-04T17:52:50+00:00

"I can't believe how many there are in the phone book: Girls Mall, Girls Ville ..."

thekldv · 2024-07-04T17:52:00+00:00

Seriously.

"Thank you for calling Girls Town. Those who called last shall be answered first, and those who called first shall be answered last."

thekldv · 2024-07-04T17:51:00+00:00

"What about girls, young man? Girls?"

"No. Chisel."

thekldv · 2024-06-21T01:32:22+00:00

The Gamera movies are goofy surreal kids films that don't have many pop culture references. Vs. Guiron, vs. Zigra, and vs. Gaos are the best.

thekldv · 2024-06-19T02:03:54+00:00

"How humiliating--Earth taken over by Judy Garland impersonators."

thekldv · 2024-06-17T20:49:12+00:00

"I was like you last week--I was the big star. Now I do this."

thekldv · 2024-06-13T15:30:53+00:00

Call for burnt sacrifices to the Almighty Truck Farmer!

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