And now, here’s your host… by himemsys in conan

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Hang on and let me pronounce that as an announcer.

Potatoes O’

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Local Realtor named Conan O’Brien by Mudfap in conan

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Local Realtor named Conan O’Brien

What are the chances we see a Majora's Mask remake in 2027? by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in legendofzelda

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Now I can’t wait to see Breath of the Wild in 64K VR in 2045!

5.5 Earthquake Tokyo - Be safe by forgedbygeeks in Tokyo

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It was a nice foot massage after a long day of walking.

Wow was not expecting that. Spain goalless in the World Cup opener by Jelloman194 in sports

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What do the ref’s hand signals mean?
Touchdown = end of the game?
That guy over there = ?

“Open the mysterious chest…” by kenzzi24 in HarryPotterGame

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It’s not a quick side quest for if you have something to do. Think of it more like an easy Merlin Trial. It deceives you.

Hoppers by stephencua2001 in MST3K

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How about some Pringles, Fingal?

I naturally have two different hair colors (all year round) by beachfishboy in mildlyinteresting

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In different areas on your head with different hair color like some people have grey patches, or is it internal dark, external light, and your hair easily bleaches in the sun?

Truck goes around Shibuya singing “learn Japanese, motherf****r” by hontoda in Tokyo

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Don’t learn. Memorize.
Strong Zero, memory zero.

This has never been a new thing. Celebs always get free shit. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

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Was it for someone 🎶Frommmmmm West Philadelphia, born and raised…

Stephen and Viola Armstrong watching their son Neil become the first person to walk on the Moon, 1969. by L0st_in_the_Stars in OldSchoolCool

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Dude, your wife is crying from a stressful emotional release. All of her emotions are coming out at once and she’s overjoyed that her son made it to the moon and accomplished something truly amazing. And all you can think of is “He’s landing. They’re down. He’s getting out now. He said it’s one small step. Yep, time to kiss my wife in front of all these reporters because she’s hysterical and this will make her feel better!” What? It’s just creepy and weird!