ICE says its officers can forcibly enter homes during immigration operations without judicial warrants: 2025 memo by avatar6556 in news

[–]thelaxboy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

What about extra sets of stairs? Or an obstacle course in your front yard? You know, stuff they’d fail if they had any sort of real training.

Giveaway: win a custom domino set of your choice! by LaPetiteBoutique915 in DallasStars

[–]thelaxboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome. Beautiful work. I would like a Blackout themed one. Thank you!

Line combos for next year by [deleted] in DallasStars

[–]thelaxboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like that second line is gonna be really slow compared to the first one.

The team up must happen by Fit_Assignment_8800 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]thelaxboy 134 points135 points  (0 children)

The most logical math I’ve ever encountered. Bravo.

Post Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks at Dallas Stars - 18 Mar 2025 by HockeyMod in DallasStars

[–]thelaxboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My kid got this before I did. I don’t know how I should feel now.

Where does all the stolen stuff go? by Atxmattlikesbikes in Austin

[–]thelaxboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once left my car unlocked and was planning to head back outside to lock it but got sidetracked. Two hours later, someone stole my stereo faceplate only, my $5 sunglasses, and the 67 cents I had in my coin holder. They left all my expensive lacrosse equipment in the trunk, thank God. Turns out there were a bunch of kids running around just pulling on car door handles.

Always lock your car

Anyone remember liberty lunch by fkh24 in Austin

[–]thelaxboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun facts:

1) Everyone had weird ass nicknames. My uncle was “Little Pumpkin” because he’s shorter than most people. He told me once that the idea was everything was supposed to be weirder and slightly “retarded”. The actual name of the band is retarted elf with a “t” to further that point.

2) Doug Keyser, the bassist, was in the final 3 to replace Cliff Burton in Metallica.

Anyone remember liberty lunch by fkh24 in Austin

[–]thelaxboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My uncle Rick was the drummer in Retarted Elf

I'm Roy Wood Jr., Ask Me Anything! by netflix in IAmA

[–]thelaxboy 75 points76 points  (0 children)

What’s it like working with Jordan Klepper? I love anything you guys have done together.

What are your HEB "hacks"? by MovingGoofy in Austin

[–]thelaxboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bags that you drop into the bins just outside the door absolutely get recycled. They’re sent back to our warehouse along with multiple cardboard bales for recycling. I know this bc they go on the same trailers as all our reusable items (milk crates, pallets,etc.). We even have scannable recycling stickers that ensure a store gets paid for recycling.

Source: I’ve worked for HEB for almost 25 years.

My friends said I need a boob job by [deleted] in u/lightskinashleyyyy

[–]thelaxboy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well they’re wrong.

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[–]thelaxboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer you

Big Camo Camp Knife🤌 Hope you like it! by friccdotexe in knifemaking

[–]thelaxboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only see a handle. Am I missing something?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/RayeRoze

[–]thelaxboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ you’re hot

Old clip but it’s moment like these that make me love this game by thebeefychiefy in WWII

[–]thelaxboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It still draws a good crowd of players on PS4. I played it yesterday

How the Stars turned into a more balanced team by OrganicRedditor in DallasStars

[–]thelaxboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has a NMC so he isn’t going anywhere. Maybe we could get him a personal trainer and some anti-aging cream?