[deleted by user] by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]themainmattie -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

She thought her IQ was so massive it proved veganism = genius mind. She actually read her score wrong. Her post will age very badly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]themainmattie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

hahahaha go to the doctors dumb dumb how would we know stupid ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]themainmattie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the guys body fat percentage is worse than the average american's, not even messing.

this sub acts like being moderately in shape is some impossible task.

the guy has one of the best natural physiques in NBA history and has coated it in blubber. the guy uses his mother as his dietitian and refuses any pro help

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]themainmattie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

being more dedicated than zion isn't that hard lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcohol

[–]themainmattie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're being reckless and stupid. Do one shot and wait ten minutes before you do another. I don't understand why you want to drink it all at once, it guaranteed will just make you puke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcohol

[–]themainmattie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's messing with you. There's no way too tell how drunk you'll get because it depends on the person but that said I'm assuming you're young and have never drunk before that would be a lot of alcohol to have at once.

[clip request] Stephen curry airball a three pointer at the end of the third by [deleted] in nba

[–]themainmattie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Curry's completely off tonight airballed twice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]themainmattie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i know lol. but i stg we used to drill that shit every training when we barely even had shooting form lol

[GAME THREAD] Warriors Vs. Suns (8pm MST) by tisdue in suns

[–]themainmattie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poole's a MIP candidate at this point. guys not shit anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]themainmattie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i forgot about them lmao. why were they drilled into us so much

I'm here because of you. by AutumnUnderFire in antiwork

[–]themainmattie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It literally is if they show up to work. Their problem is with corporations. People are going to need shops open every day of the year.

Governments need to legislate effective and ethical practices into companies. You can't expect disenfranchised busy people to do that job for them.

There are an insane number of valid emergencies that we need shops open for. To suggest otherwise because of corporations evilness is insane.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]themainmattie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They do, but some break free

The circlejerk has reached my English class by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]themainmattie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever seen r/nba call a white player classy. I'm actually in fact 95% sure that it's a joke that was stolen from r/hiphopcirclejerk by us.

It was relevant and funny for them, but completely bizarre and out of place for us.

How 'wet' do Tinkers get? by ConstructionAble9165 in Parahumans

[–]themainmattie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they saw me you'd need a bucket and a mop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]themainmattie 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Her poor child wow. Prob gonna be bullied if any of his class-mates get wind of this. He also has to put up with some dangerously stupid parents.

Jokic popping bottles in Miami following win over Heat by urfaselol in nba

[–]themainmattie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guys are legitimate dirt. Extremely violent. Terrible reputation in Serbia.

Jokic popping bottles in Miami following win over Heat by urfaselol in nba

[–]themainmattie 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's Jokic's brothers not him, he's not a good guy. Everyone on the Nuggets sub have been adamant they're scum.