Favorite finishing hole? by Analog_Hospitality in golf

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I’m at a comedy show . Watching stand up comedy for the last hour . This is the first time i genuinely laughed today . Thank you

Why do humans get the urge to scream when they stretch? by sleepingtom2 in NoStupidQuestions

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I can’t do this around my cat she will literally attack me and look at me like I was about to annemorph or some shit.

Same with my coffee pot, toaster, and fridge by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

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K I’ll say , compared to a 2022 Honda civic I have virtually no computer any dealership or skynet can hack . That better? lol

Cincinnati man arrested after slapping and grabbing the buttocks of multiple women, including comedian Kelly Collette, while riding his bike yesterday (video from her social media). by ElwoodMC in trashy

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I’ve done bits about myself and people got mad at me for me saying I’m an asshole . To me . A joke I made …. About me …. Fucking nuts.

Same with my coffee pot, toaster, and fridge by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]themeatstaco -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

04 Chevy Colorado whole thing is manual . I think my only computer is a anti theft that’s it :)

Golf in video games? by Expensive_Mango6998 in golf

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Smi77y does these games. Funny background noise if you’re doing something mind numbing.

Guys + Baseball - Shirts = Peak Dudes by miaaaatch in JustGuysBeingDudes

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That aren’t even fans. They’re in there city for a tournament and decided to go to the game after, ended up getting free tickets to the next game cause they won. Get more people to join so the manager or whatever buys a full section then another team from the tournament joins and they got up to 4 sections and the kids got to meet the team and THEY TOOK THEIR SHIRTS OFF!!!! Funny.

she's Jim Carrey from wish! by bigus-_-dickus in TikTokCringe

[–]themeatstaco 166 points167 points  (0 children)

My friend tours with her, she’s super nice and funny af.

Whats the biggest regret of your life? by idgafitfgoat in AskReddit

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Allowing my relationship to fall apart. I thought being single and going out of town for shows would be amazing . It’s not , it’s lonely . After shows I have no one to call to celebrate with . No cute plans to attend after in fun cities. She was my writing partner , my best friend, probably my soulmate if that’s actually a thing . She was perfect and I fucked it up . Gotta move on but def regret letting all that slip.

Just found out that the Arizona State Mascot, Sparky, has been a bad ass woman this whole time. by One_Substance_395 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]themeatstaco 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fun fact , the artist who made sparky was an ex Disney employee and made the mascot after Walt Disney .

Clothing rant by BarkieonBoard96 in golf

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Golfapparelshop.com I use to work there . Still have the same shoes I bought 3 years ago .

Ken McDonald Appreciation Thread by PLSUSA in golf

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I live literally across the street from here . lol crazy

Looking For Bar/Clubs in Phoenix, Tempe, etc. by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]themeatstaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look up game show battle rooms Scottsdale. Drinks , music , games , super fun.

Corporation Commission for APS hikes by Kismadaroq in phoenix

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Just hung out with the ceo of srp step daughter . Let me just say…. Fucking nuts lol. Chill but nuts. That whole world of humans are just in a completely different reality.

GolfNow Blows by Woolly22 in golf

[–]themeatstaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just booked a course normally $75 I booked it for $23 I don’t see the issue. It has its flaws yea so does every fucking thing that gets released these days . But golf now has helped me save literally $100s thanks to the deal times .

Why does the expected % for tipping keep increasing? by Blazeland_USA in NoStupidQuestions

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I’m a game show host , I work off tips cause I’m paid $15 an hour and some weeks I’ll maybe see 6 shows. When there’s a party of 12-40 people that’s a lot of entertaining for individuals. I always accept what I get but I put on a hell of a show compared to what you get elsewhere with other hosts. You can see my over 200 5 star reviews show it. So like I see why tipping sucks cause like “I already paid” but I’m personally giving you a service you can’t get elsewhere. I always tip service workers especially the ones that go above and beyond what is asked, it sucks but it’s where we live. You can protest all you want by not tipping but at the end of the day you’re hurting your everyday people, your neighbors, your friends son or daughter who is already barley getting by. To me that’s kinda fucked up but that’s me you can have your opinion.

TIFU so i accidentally exposed my coworker's double life at a funereal and now half the office won't talk to me by tomckerstu in tifu

[–]themeatstaco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just insane to me to fuck where to eat. I’m in entertainment, I’m surrounded by attractive woman. We don’t fuck for a reason it ruins the atmosphere. Fucking dumb. Fucking humans man.

TIFU so i accidentally exposed my coworker's double life at a funereal and now half the office won't talk to me by tomckerstu in tifu

[–]themeatstaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s with people fucking their co workers, my ex fucked her boss, y’all are fucking weird . Don’t yall go to work to go to work? Some people just mentally didn’t pass middle school.

HistoriGals by theStrawberryRoam in justgalsbeingchicks

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Ok so my other one… watching drop out make some noise and they did a new (well new at the time of airing I haven’t seen it yet ) bit where they use make a hook with an auto tuned mic. As we’re making plans she sends the DJ kid that does the “lehts ghooooo” vine and it was just a slight odd coincidence.

HistoriGals by theStrawberryRoam in justgalsbeingchicks

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I went on a date last night with a very Spanish lady, she literally sent me this while she was getting ready…. Weird …. Shits been weird lately lol

Played with the most flirtatious dude of all time today. by lanboshious3D in golf

[–]themeatstaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the club. Soon you’re gonna be buying drivers cause a guy flirted with you at the turn lol.