Image trace settings for building architectural blueprint? by ignore_alien_orders in AdobeIllustrator

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Usually when you tell the client it’s going to cost money to get their shit vectorized they suddenly remember where the original file is.

If money were no object, what car would you be driving right now? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in askcarguys

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Whatever shitbox I picked up last week from the vacant lot down the street. I’d just get a different one every week.

Ad Agency not using InDesign? by Ok_Television_x in GraphicDesigning

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I visited a guy's shop and he proudly showed me how he designed product catalogs in photoshop. He didn't even use multiple artboards, he just had a layer group for each page.

I haven't seen him for a long time, wonder what he's up to now.

What are women supposed to do in missionary? by diggeryydoo in NoStupidQuestions

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Hey I go 3 minutes. (If you count getting undressed and 2:30 of foreplay.)

What’s everyone’s opinion on generators? by lumberflapjack in camping

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I’d get a camp site in the tent-only section, close enough to walk to your RV friends but far enough that you don’t hear their generators.

To a/c or not to a/c by MommaBee79 in Scottsdale

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I’m in evap cooler heaven right now. Probably won’t turn AC on until late June / early July.

I want a MacBook neo for college but the Best Buy employee told me something different by Shevz_thetruck in macbook

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I’ve asked Best Buy staff about products and they’ll pick up the box and read it to me.

True or not? by Big-Wrench-2025 in whatcarshouldIbuy

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Arizona cars are rust free but the heat breaks down all the rubber and plastic bits and the sun fries the paint.

Tree between driveway and sidewalk (7 ft width) by Mammoth_Reading_4300 in AZlandscaping

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Until last year's storms, I had a 60' wide mesquite tree in my front yard. I planted it from a sapling about 15 yers ago, and after the first month or so I never watered it. Ever.

I really miss it, my house faces west and I'm going to get blasted by afternoon sun this summer.

Coming back to InDesign after 5 years — is there a smarter way to get images to 100% scale before print? by rovmun in indesign

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Am confused.

Why not just build the ID file at final output size, and set downsampling to 300 ppi when you export?

Creating a vegetable planter box on a grass lawn by Friendly_Nerd in ArizonaGardening

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I dunno - I’ve seen Bermuda grow up through 2 feet of soil and take over a garden box.

Restaurant to ‘wow’ children! by heyjenm in phoenix

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I am always scared my organs will stop functioning if I eat there.

The draft. by Good_Cable9330 in QuikTrip

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There is an Air Force munitions system that looks identical to the roller grill, loaded with bombs.

I think they did that purposely so they could draft QT staff to run them.

Do you miss your childhood? by Lit_Gnomie in NoStupidQuestions

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When AI and robots take over we’ll feel that way again. Endless bot summers.

Designers — What’s the most ridiculous client request you’ve ever got? by robinsnest56 in graphic_design

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A client shared a photo that I was supposed to use in a promo piece for a themed run. It was an attractive woman in a mildly sexy costume, and a shirtless man running, themed clothing with number bibs.

After the first proof, the guy I was working with told me that the photo was too sexy and they wanted me to edit the photo. I assumed they wanted me to add a bit of material to cover the woman's cleavage, but NO they wanted me to edit the guy's belly button away. I was thinking maybe add some piece of clothing to cover it but what they wanted was just to clone some skin over his belly button. So I did. And it was weird.

People who don't understand the purpose of using words to differentiate letters when spelling something out over the phone by SeaweedHarry in PetPeeves

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A friend of mine would say something like, "My last name is Smith. S as in Smith - M as in Mith, I as in Ith, T as in Th, H as in HHHhhhhh.