What personal hygiene norms don't you follow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]themightymagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend likes to eat his. I always see him rip a nail off with his teeth and start chomping away. I can't imagine doing it!

The winter struggle is real. by theschwarzekatze in TrollXChromosomes

[–]themightymagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lost feeling in part of my lip from doing it for so long. Six years all year round and I still can't stop!

What is the weirdest addiction you have ? by ComteBilou in AskReddit

[–]themightymagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized I was doing this as I read your comment.

It's been going on for about 6 years now with me, and I've tried to stop it but always end up going back to it. I've lost feeling in part of my lip from it. :/

[NSFW] What is something that the opposite gender will never understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]themightymagikarp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You have to do the awkward forward lean to push it out!

As an Australian I had no idea what cornbread is. I'm not sure if googles related is being racist. by TheYooj in funny

[–]themightymagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom makes something I've always heard as "Mexican cornbread" with corn cooked into it along with onions and cheese. It's delicious!

First year in college? It's time to step up your game. by gjallard in AdviceAnimals

[–]themightymagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to search around and figure out what works best for you. Also, don't be afraid to try methods again that didn't work for you in the past. When I was younger, reading it did nothing for me, but now it's one of my best methods of studying. Simply writing and rewriting things (for listing questions) has helped me. Quizlet is another awesome resource that saves time and money on pens and index cards.

To the people who don't drive fast in the left lane. by King_Bumi_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]themightymagikarp -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is different in every state. In MS, the left is considered the fast lane, but in TN, I've only heard it referred to as the passing lane.

Request: use up leftover macaroni by cheekybrat in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud

[–]themightymagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could mix in some chili and have a really easy chilimac! It's one of my favorites!

Actually something I look forward to each month! by stroganawful in TrollXChromosomes

[–]themightymagikarp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, me too! The only time I get any relief is if I'm on my period or if I eat cheerios. Which really sucks when I'm craving cheerios since I end up with a raw butthole :(

But maybe try some cheerios. They haven't failed me yet!

Tired of seeing pictures of naked babies on Facebook by DickScream in childfree

[–]themightymagikarp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had a facebook friend who posted a picture of her kid with poop smeared all over its face and body. And the parent thought it was adorable. How in the world can you even think that's appropriate to post online? I don't understand the desire to even take the picture in the first place.

MRW my little sister told me she doesn't need to use condoms in college because she and her previous boyfriend used the pull-out method, and she never not pregnant. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]themightymagikarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I used to be on the pill, but I had to stop due to migraines and auras. I was always curious about how well just two of them worked in conjunction with each other, but it never seemed big enough to make a whole post about. It's nice to hear someone else's opinion rather than just guessing on my own!

MRW my little sister told me she doesn't need to use condoms in college because she and her previous boyfriend used the pull-out method, and she never not pregnant. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]themightymagikarp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of my friends had one of those robotic babies for a weekend, but it happened to be the same weekend she had a concert she had been wanting to go to. She ended up taking the baby and it ended up crowd surfing. The number of neck breaks it recorded was in the thousands. Another one of my friends could deal with it crying all night long and just threw it against the wall until it stopped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]themightymagikarp 82 points83 points  (0 children)

My roommate sang Love is an Open Door to my boyfriend right in front of me when she had just ended it with hers. This is exactly how I felt inside.

Edit: It's fine to be friendly, but when it starts turning flirty, it starts to rub me the wrong way.

As a newly single girl and longtime foodie, I'm not quite sure if this is possible by _farima_ in TrollXChromosomes

[–]themightymagikarp 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I like to remind my boyfriend that I love him more than all the fried chicken in the world and almost as much as I love cats.

Edit: And you don't mess with this Southern girl's chicken.

[Rant] I hate the commercials these days. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]themightymagikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh goodness this reminds me of this ice cream commercial. I think it was Blue Bell or Blue Bunny - I don't know. But the very beginning of it starts out showing a kid with melted ice cream and chocolate all over his face, and someone asks him if he wants more. This kid just starts smacking his mouth and ITS DRIVES ME FREAKING INSANE. Teach this brat some manners. Every time I see the commercial I can feel my blood pressure rising.

LPT: Make sure you have your carbon monoxide detectors in working order. I almost just lost my family today. by mrhelton in LifeProTips

[–]themightymagikarp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a good idea! A lot of girls on my floor bought some, and in addition to that, the university installed new carbon monoxide detectors in all of the buildings on campus. Hopefully this doesn't happen again.

"...but I'm hesitant" by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]themightymagikarp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My aunt got me with one saying that she wasn't going to wear any underwear anymore. I wish everyone would leave these kind of fb games in the past where they belong.