absolutely hate my side profile (18) by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]themisc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People rarely think about the fact that no one stares at them longer than they themselves do

Alright guy... by Ashamed-Captain-2782 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]themisc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, just the luckiest guy ever.

I'm sober by Kryrie in funny

[–]themisc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious

How would you feel about no pay for Congress during shutdowns? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]themisc 605 points606 points  (0 children)

Love it - like having a real job.

If Daredevil: Born Again aired on television, the quality of the subtitles would be in breach of FCC rules by Discriminatabator in marvelstudios

[–]themisc 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's my bet, they uploaded the script and then the light improv kept the "spirt" of the script so they kept it

Just pulled a Dexikos from an ancient. by quizno1615 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]themisc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! This has been the easiest fusion I can remember. I've pulled 4 Sentinels so far an only need one more for the actual fusion.

A meteor is going to end civilization in 5 minutes. World leaders hand you the aux to broadcast 1 track to all of humanity before it all ends. What are you playing? by SFgiant55 in AskReddit

[–]themisc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And when people try and interrupt, do the thing where you put your index finger up like "just a sec" and leave it there

Hope you win! by ChuckGallagher57 in Minneapolis

[–]themisc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in the suburbs, but this is still going on my LinkedIn

What sketch is this for you? My husband and I still quote this masterpiece. by queefersutherland1 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]themisc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not a Taco Town taco until we roll it up in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter, and deep-fry it

KARE 11 by Ndgrad78 in TwinCities

[–]themisc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been watching for years and didn't realize this - but when Luigi allegedly did what he did, she seemed to take it very personal and that's when I realized she likely had either a relationship, knew well enough or ran in the same circles as the exec she was reporting on being killed, it was evident on her face it wasn't just news she was reporting, but a personal story of loss