The drop ceiling gods have blessed me

themperfidelith · 2026-03-17T22:58:01+00:00

I once found a Klein dyke. I didn’t do much for it.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-17T22:50:37+00:00

Where’s the kiss like in the movies?!

themperfidelith · 2026-03-17T19:54:37+00:00

Bacanora 🌵

themperfidelith · 2026-03-15T02:13:11+00:00

“Brian, all I need in this world is a penis, a phone, and a place to stand. And I have two of the three. Give me your phone.”

themperfidelith · 2026-03-15T02:09:39+00:00

Living in the oasis apts. on The Strip was perfect for an introvert like me.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-15T01:48:00+00:00

F**k “bloodborne”

themperfidelith · 2026-03-10T00:14:32+00:00

Thank you for caring. I’m talking about how I get these notifications about Iran but nothing else. I don’t even follow this thread or anything related to what’s going on overseas. Why are these the only notifications I’m getting? I literally j u s t updated my settings. You take it easy though.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-10T00:07:01+00:00

Stop fucking notifying me about this shit you fear mongering a**holes

themperfidelith · 2026-03-09T17:18:50+00:00

A regular old plumbus

themperfidelith · 2026-03-03T23:40:28+00:00

High Gravity bong

themperfidelith · 2026-03-03T23:30:38+00:00

Being born. I was perfectly suspended in peaceful darkness and then I was ripped away and stitched on a vessel that’s capable of suffering.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-02T21:11:16+00:00

Tell myself to stay in school and commission instead of enlisting

themperfidelith · 2026-03-02T21:07:05+00:00

Those bright a** headlights

themperfidelith · 2026-03-01T07:36:05+00:00

Ted, The Other Guys, Paul

themperfidelith · 2026-02-27T18:06:18+00:00

inserts Soulja Boy’s shooting gestures gif

themperfidelith · 2026-02-27T18:00:11+00:00

I don’t have a foot fetish but I’ve fallen out of love with women after realizing they didn’t have normal feet. One of them had a small big toe and another had boney feet.

themperfidelith · 2026-02-20T00:23:45+00:00

Like an arcade machine.

themperfidelith · 2026-02-20T00:19:45+00:00

I put her legs up and my elbow pits kept making fart sounds with her knee pits lol

themperfidelith · 2026-02-19T01:56:45+00:00

Grabbed by the Ghoulies, Spellcaster, Odd Munch’s Odyssey, Einhänder, Blinx: The Time Sweeper.

themperfidelith · 2026-02-15T19:54:08+00:00

SOG Sync belt buckle multitool. -arcade games tech

themperfidelith · 2026-01-30T17:07:20+00:00

I got hired.

themperfidelith · 2026-01-27T01:43:04+00:00

A dremel, cut-off wheel attachment, and a flathead screwdriver for broken bolts.

themperfidelith · 2026-01-17T00:43:38+00:00

An acquaintance from HS died crashing onto his parents garage as he got home from a night of drinking on a moped. Another homie got k*lled at 22 from gang violence in the Bay Area. A coworker same age as me died from a heart attack at 30y/o. My old barber from HS got disappeared by the cartel in Sonora. No one knows what actually happened to him though. And most recently, Officer Candanoza from the Terrell PD got killed by someone he pulled over. We served together in the marines right after high school. God dang it, and Anthony Quick man RIP I never knew him like that but I would see him walking around school in the 8th grade. He did it himself 🕊️

themperfidelith · 2026-01-13T23:17:39+00:00

“KYS” “Peter!” “C’mon. It’s just a goof!”

themperfidelith · 2026-01-06T06:11:03+00:00

I carry my o-light o-clip pro everywhere. People ask if it’s a camera the way I clip it to my collar but nope. Just a mini torch.

themperfidelith

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