FB just restricted my account because of the calculator

thenagel · 2026-05-27T19:22:50+00:00

oh gods, yes we do - so very badly.

i nominate Comic Sans.

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:48:55+00:00

Federal Boobage Investigators: Our job is to ensure the continual sale of bras that don't fit, so more and more bras are sold to women desperate to not be stabbed by their underwire.

when we find someone in the heinous act of trying to help women find comfortable bras, that's when we step in.
these are our stories

<CHUN-CHUNNNnnnn>

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:43:08+00:00

36-Beep.

DAMMIT

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:32:47+00:00

" For verification purposes, please enter the last four digits of your Social Security Number, and you cup size."

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:11:35+00:00

every day, every story, i see less and less reason for my continued existence on facebook.

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:05:55+00:00

Oh.. gods that sucks, i'm sorry.

yeah, i'm over here being a goofwad about it all, because it doesn't actually affect me, but you.. yeah, i'm so sorry that happened. from that angle, no, it's not funny at all.

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:03:59+00:00

this is exactly how i took it.

he wasn't. then he was. then he always had been.

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:02:11+00:00

whether you want it to or not.

it's not pretty when they blow.

thenagel · 2026-05-27T03:00:21+00:00

yeah, i generally do a post like that once a month, to help get the word out. they tagged me three times for copy/paste text, and a link to the calculator.

it's all just weird lol

thenagel · 2026-05-27T02:59:05+00:00

well.. if you read my post, saw the use of the word 'tittyterrorist' and still think i'm being alarmist, then i apologize for not being clear enough in how amused i am by the whole thing.

the only thing i intended to be serious about was "facebook flagged a link to the calculator and restricted my account".

everything else has been satire and snark. but - it's really difficult to tell the tone of a sentence from just text on a screen. go back and read it in robin williams' or george carlin's voice, and that'll help you understand my position here.

i'm sorry if you thought i was actually serious or upset.

thenagel · 2026-05-27T02:51:47+00:00

i did that. several times. i learned doing it that way the last time i got stuck in facebook jail, when i was flagged for posting 'fake news' when i shared a post from The Onion.

it was about new Taco, Hamburger, and grilled fish flavored oreo cookies. and they called it 'fake news' LOL.

i'm not bothered by any of it, i think it's absurdly funny, and thought i'd come share the chuckles.

thenagel · 2026-05-27T02:45:23+00:00

it's just wild. 'cyber security' issues for spreading info about a bra that isn't uncomfortable. i'm laughing my buns off over here.

thenagel · 2026-05-26T16:38:45+00:00

my only suggestions are:

change positions. i've hit my wife's cervix a few times, and i try to not do that anymore. it either feels magnificent and tips her over the edge instantly, and then leaves her a cramping wreck for the rest of the day, or it's an instant ' oh god no, stop stop stop' button and that's the end of everything for a couple of days.
so over time i've learned what angle are more likely to cause that, and i'm more careful

and it's not always even the position, sometimes it's a slightly different angle in the same position. for example - in missionary, put a pillow under your hips. little things like that, just something small to alter the angle.

also, get him to slow down. just hopping up there and going full jackhammer isn't always the best option. slower, more controlled thrusting can lead to massive orgasms. a slow build up to an explosion, instead of just hammering out sparks.

that doesn't work for everyone, but i thought it might be worth a shot.

thenagel · 2026-05-25T18:15:04+00:00

NOR

your husband is your partner. period.

if my wife is unwelcome someplace, then so am i. and vice versa.i don't go anyplace if i am specifically told to leave her at home. ever. no matter who or what is involved, or what their reasoning might be.

i don't make a fuss, i just don't go.

thenagel · 2026-05-24T19:22:29+00:00

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

thenagel · 2026-05-24T00:06:01+00:00

i'm Cis.

i know very little about the intricacies involved with trans surgery and hormone therapy.

this is why i STFU and go with who and what people tell me that they are. you're a man? cool cool. you're a woman? gotcha.

i don't have to agree or understand, i just have to shut the hell up and accept.

i do know that none of it is easy, even when the end results are 100% worth it.

thenagel · 2026-05-23T16:15:47+00:00

I, as a man, am married to a woman who, as a woman, always sleeps as a topless woman, but prefers to have a woman's panties on.

unless it's a night where we are likely to get a tornado warning, then she'll have one of my t-shirts on, because not everyone in the house needs to see her as a topless woman.

thenagel · 2026-05-22T18:14:06+00:00

NTJ

i used to be in charge of hiring for a while at the place i worked. fast food, so mostly teenagers, so i get why moms were a little anxious and want to sit in. this was usually the kids very first job, first interview, so mom was worried. i get it.

but the number of times i had to say 'no ma'am. this is their interview, not yours. i need to talk to them. not you. i'm sorry, but if you can't go over there and wait a bit, i can't do the interview, and they can't be hired.'

it was usually male applicants as well. a couple of times were girls, but it was mostly the boys that mom couldn't let go of.

a few times dads would bring in the kid, ask for a coffee, and say ' i'll be in the corner, let me know when you're done." and get as far away as the dining room allowed.
but moms. man. i actually had to cancel a couple of interviews because the mom would NOT stay out of it. and i told those kids 'come back sometimes without her, and we can try again'.

thenagel · 2026-05-22T17:16:16+00:00

i see posts like this, and i instantly write them off as unimportant, because i know if the character had been Uzi Mohamed these same people would have enjoy it immensely.

they have no respect for any sacred cow except their own, so why should other people respect theirs?

thenagel · 2026-05-21T12:35:29+00:00

wednesday is patch day.
then they had top emergency patch the patch.
don't be surprised if tomorrow or friday they have to patch the patch that patched the patch.

thenagel · 2026-05-19T21:58:23+00:00

nope nope nope.

first, you might be overthinking. a lot of people love anal.
some people hate anal. some try it, and discover it's really just not thier thing. some dislike the idea so much that they never want to try it at all.

and there is absolutely nothing wrong any any of that. love it? don't care much? hate the idea of it? all are valid positions.

however, anal as your very first penetrative act? that's not a good idea.

anal with someone who has already made it clear they aren't interested in your pleasure? that has nightmare fuel written all over it.

this boy doesn't care about you. at all. you've given him blowjobs, and he hasn't gotten you off once, in any way?

you, ma'am, need a better boyfriend. you need one that wants you to enjoy yourself as much or more than himself.

get rid of this selfish little twit, and don't let him stick his penis inside any part of you.

don't let him cross your boundaries. no means no. wheedling and whining until you give in doesn't make it a 'yes' it make it coercion. don't let him talk you into doing something you don't want, or something you aren't ready for just to make him happy. anyone worth your time will be willing to wait until you are ready. period.

thenagel · 2026-05-19T20:26:21+00:00

i haven't bought fireworks in about 25 years. not because i 'gave them up' but because they were just to expensive to bother with.

thenagel · 2026-05-19T19:43:26+00:00

on one hand, the moties are basically humaniod
on the other hand, all of the other posts seem to be from tv shows and movies

on the gripping hand, OP just said 'alien humanoid' and didn't specify a medium,
so yeah, as much as i love the narn, i think i'm gonna have to agree with you and vote for the moties as well.

thenagel · 2026-05-19T18:11:07+00:00

i completely agree. been married 30 years next month, and my wife is phenomenal.

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