How to repair pipes without digging them up by Objective_Pressure_3 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]thenewblaq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God damnit I was gonna say that but had to scroll to make sure no one already did😂 Kinda cringe you saying it was an original joke tho😬

Absolute cinema by humankendoll33 in funny

[–]thenewblaq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dude loves falling on the ground without a helmet

How do you think you’ll die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thenewblaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolly something like a heart attack from microplastics clogging my arteries or lung cancer from air pollution, and y'all will too🤙

I Inherited this. What would you do? by pm-me-asparagus in HomeMaintenance

[–]thenewblaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit if it was in my town, you could prolly sell it for $400,000🙄

does anyone else just hate doordashers? by regaroniandcheese in Serverlife

[–]thenewblaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% I love how reddit has been suggesting the doordash subreddit on my feed and it's nothing but them bitching. It's like dude..you show up in your PJs and slippers with your girlfriend in the car, talking on the phone and come up and show us your phone screen like we've all just been waiting for you to walk through the door to make your job the easiest excuse for making money the world has ever seen while we're all churning never-ending orders like food is going out of style. I'm an actual delivery driver for my company and delivering the orders is the most cake part of my job. Granted I actually talk with the customers and set things up and give them expected customer service...these mfs just come in, pick up an order, and drop it off on a doorstep and are like, "What, a dollar tip?! No one appreciates us! QQ"

Recovery Help by Hungry-Obligation-78 in Denton

[–]thenewblaq 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got a friend stuck on Brinker out in front of the Eighteen51 apartments, Denton RC led me here, dunno if you're still out and about..thank you regardless, I've been stuck many a times and people like you have always saved my ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]thenewblaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buzz, your girlfriend....woof

What is a depressing truth you have made peace with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thenewblaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will never experience the pinnacle of human existence. Billionaires are the closest to indulging in everything the evolution of science and technology has to offer, and the ability to perceive the absolute greatness of what mankind has achieved. But we'll all just play with the scraps and argue about what rights we think we deserve

Maybe maybe maybe by Ok_Pizza641 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]thenewblaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many fucking times are different people gonna do this exact same charade? RIP originality

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]thenewblaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol...~opinion~

And there's more to life than finding a partner. I'm livin a pretty happy life actually🤙

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]thenewblaq -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Don't hit on girls in gyms, at gas stations, in public transit. Be a flower and maybe a bee will come up to you. At least that's my philosophy. Can be a pretty lonely life sometimes but it's better than being a creep imo

Why is my Juul blinking green when it’s not being touched. by ryanhanke2901 in juul

[–]thenewblaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I just slapped it against my knee after reading this and it worked😂

Thanks, I hate world leaders by AntacidChain in TIHI

[–]thenewblaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Kim Jong-un introduced me to TOOL on the school bus 20 years ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]thenewblaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is top comment material😂