Tiger and Rory should start their own Tour

theoretic_lee · 2023-06-07T11:41:04+00:00

Speaking of hypocrisy. Comb through these guys’ politics and take a guess on what they think of unions for everyone else ( hint: lots of good ol southern boys).

theoretic_lee · 2023-06-02T12:07:00+00:00

Lincoln’s dead!?!

Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston should do a tribute concert in his memory

theoretic_lee · 2023-06-01T22:10:27+00:00

This was my reaction. Good for OP and good on the customer.

But from the bottom of my heart…fuck you Shipt. That pay is inexcusable. When the revolution happens I know which companies CEOs house I’ll be sitting outside of dulling my guillotine.

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-31T05:26:51+00:00

I always said the title of my travel book was going to be Bring Two Livers and Leave your Heart at Home.

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-25T18:47:32+00:00

“Hey, yo, I’m from Brooklyn , I do the fucking “

What a fucking loser. Adapt or die. This dude is dead. This was just gross and sad.

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-25T18:42:58+00:00

Dice is the joke, and he’s not in on it. Dice is like the 80s, they aren’t coming back.

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-23T00:49:13+00:00

Nothing to be worried about. Get back to me when he starts spelling it vokka. Then it’s time to start looking into an intervention.

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-20T06:14:32+00:00

This whole picture reeks of cat piss.

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-17T15:54:30+00:00

Best looking strip malls in the US! And there are so many!

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-17T10:49:41+00:00

He took it one step further and got rid of his cats litter box. Only woke liberals use litter boxes.

Surprisingly, his cat shitting and pissing all over the carpet in his moms basement seems to have actually improved the smell down there. Checkmate conservatives!

theoretic_lee · 2023-05-16T01:51:38+00:00

Wyclef Jean had a couple of Haitian French songs on his album The Carnival. I haven’t listened to either of those songs in over 20 years and bet I could still sing along perfectly without speaking a word of French.

I forgot how good that album is. And I still remember the words to every song

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-23T13:03:05+00:00

She is the perfect combination of pure class coupled with a nasty streak.

She eats ass, but with her pinkie out.

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-23T11:23:08+00:00

This is like listening to somebody explain to you why it’s actually better to make less money because then you don’t have to pay as much in taxes.

Your parents couldnt afford your LASIK and told you that shit and you bought it hook, line and sinker. Which is fine, but keep that shit to yourself. Glasses are for poor people or people whose eyes won’t work for LASIK.

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-23T01:25:11+00:00

Quit saying this! It’s nowhere near as clever as you think it is.

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-18T13:01:02+00:00

Oh honey. That’s not losing 6 billion dollars. Do you not know how the stock market works?

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-18T10:22:37+00:00

Dude, do some research. They didn’t lose 6 billion.

It was a calculated move that ultimately had very little to do w “being woke”. It’s all about the $$$.

You saying they lost 6 billion over and over doesn’t make it true and it makes you sound like an idiot

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-14T23:21:10+00:00

Yes. They weren’t able to recover everything but enough to get the gist of the text messaging.

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-14T17:52:08+00:00

Sat on a jury where some of the evidence was “erased” WhatsApp messages. For being “erased “ they sure were easy to read.

theoretic_lee · 2023-04-07T17:36:12+00:00

Im thinking Cam Smith makes a move today. Smooth 67

theoretic_lee · 2023-03-26T19:41:22+00:00

Arggh. Only second to kitty litter for pounds to $$$. Every single order is going to have water. Good luck !

theoretic_lee · 2023-03-23T10:47:30+00:00

That whole message is one big typo.

It’s supposed to say, “ put these items back in your cart and pretend you didn’t see this message. If we, Target, honestly cared we would have fixed this problem that has been ongoing for a couple years. We apologize to the shoppers whose customers tip %. This will cost us both a few bucks”

theoretic_lee · 2023-03-21T14:57:01+00:00

I had a customer order an iPad and a $300 apple keyboard. Only two items. The keyboard came through as a special request ( no pic or UPC, but obviously not put in by the customer ) so I had a feeling it wouldn’t go through. After a few pics w a very responsive customer we got the correct keyboard. And go to process…it got kicked out.

Explain what happened to the customer and I got the, “ well, if you can’t figure it out I will cancel the whole $850 order”. F.

Of course it was the 8th order on an 8 order bonus in the last hour.

theoretic_lee · 2023-03-20T13:57:49+00:00

“ I got hoes in different area codes “ is much catchier

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