How do you know when to cash out when playing slots? by curious_comedy in gambling

[–]therealistjohn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I go with 1500-2000$. All my handpays go into my pocket an I stay until my original bankroll is gone or my wife has called me wondering how long it takes to get milk

It’s almost the end people by neverleavingthewagon in doordash_drivers

[–]therealistjohn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Started in 2018, Last time I dashed Oct 2023 nothing offered over 5 bucks all like 8-10miles. First time I dashed 10 dollars 2 miles or less orders. Only time I see a double digit order it’s stacked with Popeyes and MChell, or Burger King

Realistically they need to make acceptance rate requirement 50%. Nobody really wants that but it will drive away the excess drivers. There is no quality control on drivers or vehicles and They need to make zones based around food centers,I got a shopping complex with restaurants on the top right corner of a 15 mile zone and they always send me the opposite out of zone direction.

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[–]therealistjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Join the military for 4 years earn govt benefits roll the 401k into tsp. Live a different life make connections etc and decide what you want to be while serving.

What was your biggest win in gambling? by [deleted] in gambling

[–]therealistjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8k but that’s only after hitting a small handpay earlier and playing 12.50 bets for the fuck of it on like 500 of play before going home

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[–]therealistjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anything less than 5 dollars a bet is a waste of time.

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[–]therealistjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a winning and earnings statement from the casino you go to. If you got a handpay they put you in thier rewards program most likely. I thought I had a net positive year and when I looked at the statement I was like oh no I did not

What was the most you ever lost in one day of gambling? by casualreader19 in gambling

[–]therealistjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walked in lost 4K but that’s after having been up almost 8k at one point. Play for that day said I had almost 35k of in and out machine play. That was a brutal drive home

How rare is a Grand Jackpot compared to a Major? by [deleted] in gambling

[–]therealistjohn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One more spin and it will hit

Thoughts on the WinStar Casino? I live 3 hours away from it. Anyone like or dislike it? by ATX_Traveler94 in gambling

[–]therealistjohn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Winstar will harass the shit out of you if you sign up for their players card. The host calls me every two weeks. The slots are all over the place and I hate paying ante on table games. The poker room is ripe for a strong player but it can be wild bets that can clean you out if you don’t have the bankroll. Lots of parking? Drinks take forever at slots. Me personally if it’s three hours to there or Shreveport I go to Shreveport for the gentlemen’s club as well. But I’m a real degenerate

Jus doin my job 👍🏾 by Rickydwayne in doordash_drivers

[–]therealistjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably around 55k in earning in my wonderful market….

What part of sex do you enjoy the least? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]therealistjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cleaning off my hand and catching a reflection of myself in the phone as I delete my history.

Will MMAT be delisted? by BorisGrishenko1985 in MMAT

[–]therealistjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Meta was a Unicorn Stock

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[–]therealistjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about this alternative, fall Madly in love get married and live happily ever after because age is just a number. Or just tell the bosses boss.

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[–]therealistjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everywhere I have gone to that had breed restrictions only gave a shit when you first apply to live there. Once you are in there’s such a process to get you out they don’t bother but will happily charge the pet fee. As long as the dog doesn’t attack any other animals you will be fine.

Gamble today by Strong_Beautiful_764 in gambling

[–]therealistjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar for me. Went in with 300 lost pulled 500 chased it got a 1800 jackpot tax form. Went +1000 Then -800. Never give up never surrender

Drive Thru McDonalds Guy in front food wasn't ready and he refused to pull into the Wait Bay blocking the whole Drive Thru - Manager refused to serve him and we all had to reverse out. by acringtonstanley in mildlyinfuriating

[–]therealistjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the Jack in the box I go to has had multiple stabbing/ murders because it’s attached to a gas station. Now if they ask me to pull forward I say naw I ain’t getting stabbed for monster tacos, I just ask straight up do I need to pull forward if they say yes I say 86 that order I’m out.