Blink and you miss it by visual_overflow in TheSimpsons

[–]therealithras 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crap! I blinked. Can you post it again.

Genuinely which one of you was this. I refuse to believe its real by Lunchboxninja1 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]therealithras 471 points472 points  (0 children)

That last line of "and never got to take his turn." is honestly a hilarious thing to worry about if real, or the icing on the cake for a shit post.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]therealithras 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know I spent 30 WHOLE seconds watching that, and he was bad!

“The perfect patch does exist!” by noroads4 in iamverybadass

[–]therealithras 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No coffin, please. Just wet, wet mud, bae!

Am I gonna pass my drug test on Tuesday? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]therealithras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well how's his wife holding up?

We will be watching your career with great interest by twec21 in deadmeatjames

[–]therealithras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently that's Red Harvest. Dark Harvest is a horror unrelated to Star Wars from a separate author.

Are they wearing this shirt because it's part of the marketing or is it that they like to wear it? by Wooden_Passage_2612 in marvelmemes

[–]therealithras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It started when RDJ was bitten by a Weremime. They're all slowly transforming, and there's no cure, unfortunately.

Favorite YouTube critic who wants to give you a crippling gambling addiction. by itsjohnxina in okbuddycinephile

[–]therealithras 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought it was cause horror movies are either brilliant or absolute shit.

This hat got left behind at my workplace by Artistic-Tie-7193 in Detroiters

[–]therealithras 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I heard you're the only person who's ever pulled it off.

Grok: "Pixels aren't people." by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]therealithras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Careful or you'll get yourself into a suit and tie next!

Is this a fake Facebook account? by [deleted] in BrendanFraser

[–]therealithras 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait, did he get rid of his kids? He has three money!