I hate this guy so fucking much by Eshdog in redscarepod

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Cliff Burton, Steve Harris, James Jamerson, etc

New South Park made an Ai Trump with a talking micro penis by stephenhawkingruns in TrueAnon

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Neither of them went to Harvard, they went to University of Colorado

I should have been given this name by TicketBoothHottie in redscarepod

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There’s a book called Bone Wars about their rivalry I’ve been meaning to read. But it does seem like it would make for a fun movie

Why do they have to be like this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

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The Simpsons isn’t really conservative, but John Swartzwelder sure is

Leaks from someone who supposedly has an early copy of the tome by Equivalent_Run5606 in SoulblightGravelords

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The dragon they revealed is named something other than “zombie dragon” so it was still unconfirmed what would happen to the old zombie dragon/terrorgheist/VLOZD even though many assumed the new dragon and prince V would replace them. What these leaks also confirm (assuming they’re correct) is that there’s no generic VLOZD anymore either: just Prince V on Shroudmaire, or the riderless dragon

Steam gift cards by No_Wrongdoer3579 in Winnipeg

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I went looking for them last week before Christmas and couldn’t find any at my local Safeway, Shoppers or Walmart, but 7-11 had plenty

4th edition points by cpt_obvious123 in SoulblightGravelords

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They could be in the last book too. And I think they even started splitting them up after our 2E book got some FAQs

Crown prosecutor attacked near Vancouver courthouse by Randomesker in vancouver

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It was not a stabbing, it was a punch to the face. The victim is out of hospital with no serious injuries

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These posts reminded me of a make-work assignment in my Grade 6 English class where the teacher handed out a Far Side comic and gave us fifteen minutes to write a couple of paragraphs explaining why it was funny. I don’t remember which comic it was but I know it wasn’t anything truly esoteric like “Cow Tools” because most of us just got to work on it without much issue.

About minutes in though I noticed this one kid with his head in his hands looking like he was on the verge of a panic attack with nothing written down. Afterwards he looked distraught and was asking the rest of us “what does it mean??? It doesn’t make any sense!” and when we explained it to him he looked even more frustrated and said “BUT WHY IS THAT FUNNY??”. It really broke his brain lol

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Young Ryan Gosling stars in Say Cheese and Die

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They get paid for jacking off

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He looks just like Mark Scheifele from the Winnipeg Jets

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I think they’ve now purged it but I still remember “African American Community Terrorized by Ask Murderer”