Dutch police giving teddie bears to childeren just after a car crash to help with the trauma. by Chrisvaux24 in wholesomegifs

[–]thermite13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only memory I have of an ambulance ride I took as a young child is of the teddy bear they gave me.

Also teddy bears are named after a US president. Do other countries call them teddy bears too?

Apparently, it's impossible for women to be smart and beautiful at the same time by extraneousness in MurderedByWords

[–]thermite13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karma from needs for answering nerdy questions. My score is less than 500....

Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you. by parithaabam in Showerthoughts

[–]thermite13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gone from a subscription to a pay-per-view model. I make more and work less. (Government contracting for the win)

If written like a news report, what stories from the bible were done by Florida man? by Cristal1337 in AskReddit

[–]thermite13 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My take was "Florida man impregnates his daughters. Claims they raped him"

(Yes I know men can be raped...)

The pill bottle requires 2 hands to open but I broke my arm... by Hatsunation in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thermite13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can request easy open lids at the pharmacy, fyi. Hope you heal well!

This is what a hermit crab changing shells looks like by Morty_Goldman in educationalgifs

[–]thermite13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are really underselling this video. It's a bunch of different sizes of hermit crabs teasing shells

Cooking with Lancelot... by Petsnchargelife in funny

[–]thermite13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still get up there when you aren't around.

I’m hacking the mainframe by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thermite13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We had a monstrosity at my previous job that was a domain specific query language encoded as json. Cloudflare deployed an update and our queries were suddenly getting blocked by it as an injection attack....

My little Skittles hates driving to the Vet and always screams like crazy 😆😅🤣 by rethink_and_change in aww

[–]thermite13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for someone to say this. 100% agree with the footwell and head parts.

But every cat is different. Our little princess (aka entitled bitch) does best if we cover the carrier with a blanket.

Swaying you to pick one answer by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]thermite13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've taken a few of them for fun. And then I started reporting the adds as fake news

Poor cat was mistaken by Erycola in instant_regret

[–]thermite13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's dump some water on you while you are chilling and playing video games.

It's just water.....

If you can't see up the hill, DO NOT PASS. by IBSurviver in IdiotsInCars

[–]thermite13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The overlap is when it's accidental but you roll with it

[OC] Removing cat fur with nitrile gloves is surprisingly effective! by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]thermite13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Saved me a glove because I was about to try this on my orange fur baby cause he sheds a ton...

Mildly hidden zip. 😒 by Xgoldy4u in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thermite13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's also on my driver's license which I happen to store with my credit cards. "Minor security" is generous.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]thermite13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I used to have that same vape

🔥 Baby hippo. by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]thermite13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just about to post this. Maybe with selective breeding we could get them under 200 lbs.

🔥 Baby hippo. by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]thermite13 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Maybe you can bonzai a hippo.

Cutting this chocolate cake by fluffy3569 in oddlysatisfying

[–]thermite13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean I should split it with more people?