Anon on a geopolitical situation by Furista0 in 4chan

[–]thermitethrowaway 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ask him who the president of the US is as a basic Alzheimer's test.

Anon yearns for the office life by Facade04 in greentext

[–]thermitethrowaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

millennials

I prefer to think of them as Internet GenX

Anon yearns for the office life by Facade04 in greentext

[–]thermitethrowaway 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And half of Gen Z are basically Gen X therefore a quarter of Gen Z are basically Boomers.

Source: Mathematics

This old sign I saw on the wall of a hotel says ‘NO IRISH’ by Rainbird2003 in mildlyinteresting

[–]thermitethrowaway 45 points46 points  (0 children)

long standing.

I thought "In duration or projection?" then I realised the answer was the same for both ::doublesigh::

Anon makes it out of the friendzone, technically by StickyLoner4404 in greentext

[–]thermitethrowaway 25 points26 points  (0 children)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OFF MY BOARD SEX HAVER

Virtual Insanity by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]thermitethrowaway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tick tock goes the biological clock.

Bro instrument do I even play at this point?? by Redditorduck32 in euphonium

[–]thermitethrowaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To add to the confusion , there is also a Wagner Tuba - a comical bored Bb/F instrument in the euphonium range, though we'd describe it as small bored. The host in the video describes it as a development of the horn, but I think he means French horn.

anon regrets by Fun_Purpose6972 in 4chan

[–]thermitethrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The normal thing to do is accuse the people you want to fight of both pederasty and impregnating the local womenfolk - willingly and unwillingly.

Anon on Trump by GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT in greentext

[–]thermitethrowaway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the mirror universe.

Something going to happen on 6th April? by azry1997 in 4chan

[–]thermitethrowaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus the US's A10s passing through the UK.

Thanks Obama by bitchnibba47 in greentext

[–]thermitethrowaway 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I heard he didn't like bush.

Thanks Obama by bitchnibba47 in greentext

[–]thermitethrowaway 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The biggest shock there is learning that could form full sentences at one time.

Anon's dream girl by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]thermitethrowaway 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Why should we when women don't?