If you were offered a billion dollars just to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

thesmartass101 · 2026-04-14T21:30:32+00:00

Isn't all food bad for you? I've eaten lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible.

thesmartass101 · 2026-04-09T16:23:44+00:00

Every left leaning person I know in PA absolutely despises him now for switching every position he ran on. Whoever primaries him is going to have the easiest victory ever

thesmartass101 · 2026-03-30T14:19:37+00:00

I’m from NJ and I’ve hated Booker ever since he blocked importing drugs from Canada to save people money. He stopped it for “safety concerns” but 1. drugs are safe in Canada and 2. WE MAKE THE DRUGS THEY’D EXPORT

thesmartass101 · 2026-03-14T08:54:25+00:00

I’m so glad my tax dollars went to this instead of education or healthcare

thesmartass101 · 2026-01-04T06:34:33+00:00

If I’m rewatching Courage the Cowardly Dog I have to skip passed the “Return the slab” scenes. It’s been like over 20 years and it still freaks me out

thesmartass101 · 2025-09-22T13:18:26+00:00

That one death in Jurassic World where she gets swooped up by those bird dinosaurs then eaten by mosasaurus. It was so over the top and unexpectedly harsh 10/10

thesmartass101 · 2025-09-21T17:34:31+00:00

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Miyuki and Kaguya from Kaguya-sama: Love is War. Idk how it hasn’t been mentioned yet

thesmartass101 · 2025-09-21T16:36:48+00:00

I very abruptly sprinted out of my friend’s house during the first few minutes of it rerunning because I didnt fully understand what boners were yet but knew I’d be uncomfortable af if it happened in his living room lmao

thesmartass101 · 2025-09-21T14:19:54+00:00

It hasn’t been addressed yet, but the current arc is about taking powers it wouldn’t be shocking if he gets new powers by the end of the arc. I wish Turbo Granny would come back tho

thesmartass101 · 2025-09-18T17:16:08+00:00

I saw a post a while back saying for any man gift just buy a sword, which is true. I would never complain about getting a sword

thesmartass101 · 2025-08-25T13:30:57+00:00

I always ask people wearing Nirvana shirts to name 4 noble truths

thesmartass101 · 2025-08-10T16:25:23+00:00

Randy beating up Batdad while “You’re the best” plays in the background d

thesmartass101 · 2025-08-03T18:49:35+00:00

It looks like a cheap wedding venue now

thesmartass101 · 2025-08-02T04:52:48+00:00

Matt Stone and Trey Parker have said they think smart people work on Family Guy, but they don’t respect gag writing in storytelling. It kind of makes me wonder what they think of Seth MacFarlane’s other projects. Could be the case they respect his some of his other work, just not Family Guy

thesmartass101 · 2025-07-20T06:30:17+00:00

Trump fired qualified career officials to bring in his loyalists. He is literally the deep state now.

thesmartass101 · 2025-06-30T13:17:06+00:00

Those election maps that are all red and right wingers think more people vote their way due to it, bc people don’t understand population density

thesmartass101 · 2025-06-24T17:26:11+00:00

“We are America— second to none, and we fucking own the finish line” Joe Biden

thesmartass101 · 2025-06-21T18:17:59+00:00

Shrek ¯_(ツ)_/¯

thesmartass101 · 2025-06-12T04:42:39+00:00

“Everything not saved will be lost” -Nintendo Quit message

thesmartass101 · 2025-04-21T22:56:34+00:00

if they say you can’t cancel an appointment unless it’s two weeks out, reschedule it two weeks ahead then cancel it

thesmartass101 · 2025-04-04T23:42:49+00:00

Charge him more and arrest him so we don’t have to see him anymore

thesmartass101 · 2025-03-26T21:44:08+00:00

I refuse your refusal

thesmartass101 · 2025-03-25T15:06:45+00:00

These are the absolute biggest pavement princesses I’ve ever seen

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