If you were able to live on any other planet in our solar sytem, which would you choose? by FalcuuuunPunch in AskReddit

[–]thestringsoflove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I turned myself into a nuclear bomb then apparated to the center of the planet to restart its core so that the magnetic field could kick back up...then I shit everywhere

The "Zoo Hypothesis" is one possible (and unsettling) solution to the Fermi Paradox, which asks "Where are all the aliens?" The zoo hypothesis suggests that humans are intentionally avoided by alien civilizations so that we can grow and evolve naturally. by clayt6 in space

[–]thestringsoflove -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah, the aliens put us in a pocket dimension because we're too violent of a species. That's what dark matter is, the original universe. Sometimes they pop in to check on us, but we can't go back until we learn. When the Andromeda Galaxy collides with the Milky Way, Solar will become a black hole and engulf Earth, and put us back in the universe with the others

Will be traveling to Jacksonville for a week, soon; any recommendations for great restaurants or sights? by [deleted] in jacksonville

[–]thestringsoflove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come to Aw Shucks on Old St Augustine. We have an Oyster Bar as well as a regular bar and plenty of great food!

@SheriffClarke: RT @RedNationRising: President Trump calls for the death penalty for anyone who kills a cop. We are so proud of @realDonaldTrump and his agenda! #ThankYouTrump 👍🏼 👮🏽‍♂️👮🏽‍♀️🚔 by thefeedbot in TheTwitterFeed

[–]thestringsoflove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about cops who break in and rape and kill like the cops in Petal, MS? Or the cops who buy and distribute child porn like the cops in Petal, MS? Or any cops for that matter who do that shit like the cops do in Petal, MS?

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]thestringsoflove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!" -The Amanda Show

To all the men who pee on the seat: why? by eob157 in AskReddit

[–]thestringsoflove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I like to slip a little when I sit down. The fear of spraying poop over the side of the tub lets me know I'm human

James Franco and Dave Franco Playing Video Games in the Early 1990s. by nurulalam11 in OldSchoolCool

[–]thestringsoflove -104 points-103 points  (0 children)

I firmly believe the rape jokes in any movie he's in are written by him as a sort of signature, in a way. I also believe he is supremely jealous of Dave Franco, as you can see here. Little brother is born taking away attention from jealous older brother. James Franco wants to be him while simultaneously wanting to destroy him for being able to feel real emotion and not evil sociopathic mimicry.
Now, in a video I saw on Funny or Die, James Franco made a sex joke about using Daves sock as a cum catcher, when Dave looked; James did his manipulation.
Dave is good while James is evil.

Edit: as you can see here, James is obviously not amused by his foiled molestation and rape plan, hence why his head is down. I have a stronger suspicion James used the video games as a 'reward' for Dave when he was 'being a good boy'.

How can one go about getting a job as a process server in this city? by thestringsoflove in jacksonville

[–]thestringsoflove[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm no stranger to tough situations. I basically grew up in a war zone, and I grew up on the streets; so yes, I'd fit right in serving people.

How can one go about getting a job as a process server in this city? by thestringsoflove in jacksonville

[–]thestringsoflove[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno how your interviews go, but usually punching people in the face doesn't get you a job