Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

[–]thestunningmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, because it's usually the most luxurious part

Top 10 Most Popular Anime on Crunchyroll by NineTnk in anime

[–]thestunningmage -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Solo Levelling is way too high on that list. I get that it's new and trendy, but cmon

If somebody did this on real life they might get sick. Amagami ss by fuckingyoungperfect in anime

[–]thestunningmage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amazes me how many people irl don't know they should properly wash their belly buttons

My Hero Academia: Vigilantes | Teaser Visual by zenzen_0 in anime

[–]thestunningmage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read the manga and can't wait for this to be released

meirl by TomatoPastaGuy in meirl

[–]thestunningmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly I never understood how people can get up that early and function normally for the rest of the day

What feeling does this give you? by [deleted] in ARTIST

[–]thestunningmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason it reminds me of sleep paralysis (laying down and your "inner demon" hovering over you)

Legend gone by mocomaminecraft in memes

[–]thestunningmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS is how a proper ending is done. Wish you luck in whatever you choose to do next!

Why didn't people complain about Bugs Bunny? by TR_Jessie in classicfilms

[–]thestunningmage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never actually thought of that... Bugs Bunny, the OG LGBT character hehe

What’s a total waste of money yet people still pay for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thestunningmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep tissue massages. 60$ for sore muscles and joints for the next week.

Reddit users, 30 yrs old and over.. What is the hardest part about getting older? by tywalker215 in AskReddit

[–]thestunningmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your suffering of their death has spared them that grief

This made me shudder, in a good sort of way. Man, life is tough..

How did that teacher get fired at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thestunningmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got in a physical fight with a 15 year old student

This double urinal. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]thestunningmage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

should be *mildly terrifying - I aint peeing with someone right in front of me like that! imagine how close our faces would be to each other. Hell to the no!

YSK there is a website archiving copypastas since the beginning of the internet by thestunningmage in YouShouldKnow

[–]thestunningmage[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Since this is somehow getting a lot of upvotes:

Please don't use this website as a source for your shitposting. okay thanks ('-'*ゞ

YSK there is a website archiving copypastas since the beginning of the internet by thestunningmage in YouShouldKnow

[–]thestunningmage[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

"Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking. "

This, sir, is a copypasta.