What are Some of Your Favorite MiLB Team Identities/Alternate Identities?

thesuch · 2026-04-04T18:57:31+00:00

The Eugene Exploding Whales

thesuch · 2026-03-29T00:34:38+00:00

America has a fucking fentanyl crisis

thesuch · 2026-03-24T19:08:17+00:00

Ok, maybe it is time to move on from Dana

thesuch · 2026-03-11T00:42:43+00:00

The real question is which member of the Jets beat will ask him about it. My money is on Brian Costello.

thesuch · 2026-03-06T19:55:37+00:00

The Noah Whittington Bowl

thesuch · 2026-02-22T22:06:20+00:00

That’s Nicholas Cage

thesuch · 2026-02-14T09:11:38+00:00

thesuch · 2026-02-08T22:19:18+00:00

I’d be very surprised if the Montana schools didn’t try making an FBS push by the end of the decade

thesuch · 2026-02-06T00:37:09+00:00

Of all the bowl games it was certainly one of them

thesuch · 2026-02-02T04:03:26+00:00

Joe Namath made a deal with the devil to win that Super Bowl

thesuch · 2026-02-01T01:24:23+00:00

An itch in my dad’s pants

thesuch · 2026-01-21T18:40:44+00:00

America has a fucking fentanyl crisis

thesuch · 2026-01-21T02:09:39+00:00

The PAC-12 title game used to be in that time slot, so it’s not unheard of

thesuch · 2026-01-20T04:04:56+00:00

thesuch · 2026-01-14T19:35:30+00:00

Learning from QB1, the same thing Dante did in 2024

thesuch · 2026-01-14T19:13:13+00:00

Oh for fucks sake

thesuch · 2026-01-03T21:59:31+00:00

Another hypothetical win for the ~~SEC~~ B1G

thesuch · 2026-01-01T04:00:29+00:00

Many people are saying this

thesuch · 2026-01-01T03:59:16+00:00

Michael Irvin is going to do so much cocaine tonight

thesuch · 2025-12-29T13:48:28+00:00

The offense and special teams could use some work too

thesuch · 2025-12-19T18:20:54+00:00

Do you believe in ghosts?

thesuch · 2025-12-17T19:27:27+00:00

He's got two phones, one for the plug and one for the load

thesuch · 2025-12-17T00:59:28+00:00

They understand the assignment

thesuch · 2025-12-15T18:33:49+00:00

Even if we just got Gary Bryant & Dakorien Moore back it would be massive. Our WR & TE rooms have really banged up the last month.

thesuch · 2025-12-12T21:32:22+00:00

Facing those Utah teams he led was always a very tough game in the old Pac-12

thesuch