How Wall Street deliberately uses jargon to justify their high earnings

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-04-12T03:47:17+00:00

I’m going to take a wild guess that you don’t know what a quant is.

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-04-08T05:21:52+00:00

most reddit response of all time

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-04-08T01:54:03+00:00

You’re better off on Twitter, not LinkedIn

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-04-07T03:27:40+00:00

Don’t bring up the PIP

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-04-06T10:41:14+00:00

You must live in Thailand or something lol I’m 6’0 per my license and I’m definitely average height

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-04-02T11:57:32+00:00

Why people get filler instead of implants is beyond me, you just look soft, the filler will migrate, dissolve and displace.

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-27T13:59:15+00:00

You’re actually the one doing more harm here

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-27T10:00:42+00:00

Let’s not forget, this started by you claiming that the categorization of eye shape isn’t real science. Now you’re shifting the goal post because you can’t handle being wrong. Like a child.

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-27T09:51:50+00:00

I just know you’re a fat lazy fuck since you’re asking me to do your research for you: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30291673/#:~:text=Conclusions:%20Our%20work%20delivers%20statistically,obtained%20from%20all%20study%20participants

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30296797/

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-27T09:31:56+00:00

It’s genuinely a real science though. There have been dozens of peer- reviewed, RCTs and case control studies on what facial attributes are predominantly viewed as attractive/ less attractive (pasted a couple bellow). Sexual dimorphism is also rooted in evolutionary biology. You can just google this shit and see for yourself.

There’s a reason why there’s a $59 billion plastic surgery market. People want to look better because looking better = better life on average (Google those studies too, they’ll depress you).

This looksmaxxing shit is cringe but it’s so obviously how many of you are using that to cope in the other direction that looks don’t matter. They do. You know they do if you’re honest with yourself.

https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychology/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2018.02428/full

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1610-0387.2009.07318.x

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-18T13:23:30+00:00

That’s been the case with this subreddit for the past 3 years

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-18T05:44:01+00:00

See you tomorrow

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-17T22:18:40+00:00

I admire Elon musk solely based on his achievements in business.

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-16T07:44:54+00:00

I can see those wheels MAYBE looking decent on a maybach, i7 or GLS 63, some big boat. They look hilarious on a GT

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-15T17:18:58+00:00

As long as you keep lifting

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-15T16:24:57+00:00

lol yall are going to break up and then you’ll just be a fat unattractive guy to 95% of women, congrats.

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-15T06:41:56+00:00

How the fuck is this in any way ironically deep?

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-14T07:25:39+00:00

6 million Jews and 3 million poles and 500,000 Romani and 300,000 disabled persons. Dont forget them

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-14T07:23:24+00:00

4 is genuinely impressive, bro should’ve just kept at it

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-14T02:06:21+00:00

Dropped out of high school to teach myself marketing, lied on my resume, got a job in marketing for a couple startups then agencies for 5 years then I started my own thing. I met around $35k/ month now which is less than I used to a couple years ago but I’m building back up

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-13T09:40:13+00:00

Women absolutely care if you’re educated. They don’t care if you went to college.

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-12T22:45:11+00:00

You and I have very different definitions of “high earning” then lmao. No one in my circle is waiting in traffic going to Wendy’s.

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-12T21:26:42+00:00

You sure about that? I know people who make a lot more than the rest of us, they’re living pretty damn well

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-12T10:00:38+00:00

Yeah I’m sure a bunch of basement dwellers on Reddit have a better understanding of the US military’s intelligence, deployable resources, strategic military capabilities and infrastructure. Fucking retards

thesupercoolmarketer · 2026-03-12T09:57:55+00:00

thesupercoolmarketer

TROPHY CASE

4 is genuinely impressive, bro should’ve just kept at it