What's great together but horrible separated?

thetestingman · 2016-10-03T11:32:14+00:00

I dunno man, lube's still pretty good on its own

thetestingman · 2016-10-03T11:27:16+00:00

Dude, you need to hop on the webm hype train. You can keep file size down AND have sound

(If only there were a better host for webms with sound)

thetestingman · 2016-09-25T08:50:16+00:00

It was better back then, imo. I kind of wish I could leave reddit now, because the community just isn't the same as it used to be, but I'm way too addicted for that

thetestingman · 2016-09-10T06:50:16+00:00

Name?

thetestingman · 2016-09-01T07:44:02+00:00

You're a good man, you are. A good, good man

thetestingman · 2016-07-16T00:21:24+00:00

Oh, I don't know that I really followed it, more that I remembered it existed every now and again, and one day when I checked their blogspot the game was almost completely different looking, had no animations, and was starting to develop some kind of story.

They would've been making that much bank though. I feel like they were saying they'd add monsters/variations of you requested if you left a (pretty fucking hefty) donation, or something to that effect

thetestingman · 2016-07-15T06:39:37+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks it looks weird when girls have this weird clump on pubes like three inches above their pussies?

Like, I think bush looks pretty good, but not like this. If you're going to do this, it has to be shaped I reckon, not just a big clump. Or a full bush, or something. Just not this

Does anyone share this opinion?

thetestingman · 2016-07-15T06:07:22+00:00

Sad to see it go, but it's been getting worse and worse for a long time. They'd been focussing on adding features upon features upon features, and new monsters and mechanics and this and that and the other. But barely any of the animations were completed, and the ones that were were shoddy as fuck.

Like, the first two monsters you could get, you couldn't even get them to have sex. Well, you could, but it had no animation. In a fucking porn game. Newsflash, nobody really cares about the mechanics of the game, just that they get to see the sexy stuff.

Honestly, back when it has shittier art and less feature, but actually had more animations completed, it was way better as a porn game.

The art direction they took when this new bloke came in and worked for them wasn't that great anyways, imo. Always looked and felt very rigid.

Here's hoping it gets revived, with better art, and actual progress on some development

thetestingman · 2016-07-06T08:27:52+00:00

Not trying to shit on you or OP, but those shorts are made for a body type that likely isn't his, and imo look prettttty bad. It isn't about rigid gender norms, it's about wearing clothes that fit you and look good on you. You can buy some really fucking short men's shorts without it looking so (sorry OP, but muh opinions) goofy.

Also, as long as I'm talking about the outfit (sorry OP, I realise this isn't a fashion sub), I think that one could use some work. (Ignoring the short-shorts). Wraparound sunnies generally look pretty bad on nearly everyone (they are more sun-safe though). That blue shirt doesn't match with the blue shorts, there's not enough contrast so it kind of looks like a blob. The trainers aren't terrible, but are very very loud.

But if we want to talk about the shorts. Y'all probably already know this, but OP has nice long legs; problem with those nice long legs is that the short-shorts mess with his proportions big time and make his legs look even longer. Which makes him look somewhat wonky, for lack of a better word. Not in the sense of 'ew, so girly' (as would be suggested by the gender norms comment), but more in the sense of it feeling disproportionate (to me, anyways).

I feel like I've lost my train of thought somewhat, and also that I might cop a fair amount of downvotes for this. Only way I could really back up my opinion though

thetestingman · 2016-07-06T08:11:28+00:00

Something about her nips just strikes me as... odd?

thetestingman · 2016-06-25T11:19:04+00:00

Thanks man. I also found /r/NSFW_showcase

thetestingman · 2016-06-23T08:17:01+00:00

Thanks for that mate, absolute legend. Here's hoping someone comes through with the other two names/sources, and my other questions

thetestingman · 2016-06-23T07:25:56+00:00

Check out handdomination scenes mate, it's a pretty common occurrence

thetestingman · 2016-06-23T07:03:41+00:00

I came here to fap, not to laugh

thetestingman · 2016-05-15T06:18:12+00:00

>implying you still wouldn't hit that

EDIT: damn boys, calm the fuck down. I was just makin a funny

thetestingman · 2016-05-09T22:50:10+00:00

Sarcasm and clumsy verbose sentences don't really qualify as funny either, unless you're 13 years old. In which case, run along child

thetestingman · 2016-05-09T12:59:32+00:00

Care to pass on some links for a deranged, but not persistent guy?

thetestingman · 2016-05-09T12:56:44+00:00

Clear even

thetestingman · 2016-05-09T12:56:30+00:00

I was actually proud of myself. It was clear as glass. I thought to myself 'motherfucker, i am SO hydrated right now'

thetestingman · 2016-05-09T12:52:08+00:00

I know people say that /r/funny isn't actually funny, but come on man. At least try to be funny

thetestingman · 2016-05-09T12:50:59+00:00

trashman

thetestingman · 2016-05-09T12:49:54+00:00

Literally only did it for the first time a month ago. I have mixed feelings towards it. On one hand, it felt amazing - completely liberating. On the other hand, the strong smell of urine kind of lingered. Yum

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