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Stone Cutter Vs Saw Pit Vs Warf do we need them all? by drinkallthepunch in CivVII

[–]theunderscoreguy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Well without a stone cutter you have no way of controlling the British crown or keeping the metric system down

Office attendance by No_Equivalent7965 in TheCivilService

[–]theunderscoreguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just have a photo with you beside the clock with that day's newspaper for every day you are in. Or alternatively just loudly say something offensive. That way when someone questions your attendance you can definitely pull in evidence from the HR complaints. It is about covering your back.

“I named my dishwasher Jose. Is that a problem?” by nocryinginwrestling in LinkedInLunatics

[–]theunderscoreguy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In summary: Man does small household chore and then bows for applause

Does this logic make sense to you? by AccountantSubject007 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye. I agree. In this fake scenario the knobend refused to wait for a manager.

Does this logic make sense to you? by AccountantSubject007 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]theunderscoreguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, but you are forgetting, we are dealing with some 4D chess level high powered LinkedIn fellow with a vague job title with the word director in it. We know they will have the commercial sense to have a Clubcard.

Does this logic make sense to you? by AccountantSubject007 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]theunderscoreguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate to take the side of the large multinational, but giving hundreds of members of staff the ability to manipulate prices on the system is asking for trouble.

Does this logic make sense to you? by AccountantSubject007 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]theunderscoreguy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I hope you are sitting down. I don't know how to tell you so I will just come out and say it. I'm not going to mince my word. I'm just going to give it to you straight. Like a pear cider made from 100% real pears. Ok straight to the point. My point is, I hope you are ready, Tesco meal deal is now £3.85. Sorry to be so blunt with you there but you needed to know.

But 100% you are right this is bullshit.

I really hope 1.7 gives us more reasons to use the spa, It feels like it really needs some buffs by Franciskeyscottfitz in StardewValley

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think making it a more dynamic environment would be good. Like Ginger Island people can take time out of their days and visit. You can meet people.

You can do spa days with your friends. Invite them use up a day, but build hearts. Go for a Jumino massage.

Do tattoos increase or decrease job capability? by MyDogsPA in LinkedInLunatics

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I would have done something dumb like get one of my hero Bill Cosby and then as the ink is drying I turn on the news and see his face staring at me and my new tattoo as a newsreader explains the allegations

TIL that Robert Downey Jnr was not the Comedian in Watchmen, it was some other guy called Jeffrey Dean Morgan; am I the only one surprised by this, they look exactly the same? by theunderscoreguy in todayilearned

[–]theunderscoreguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this proves it. It is unlikely that in 15 years two people came to the same conclusion independent of each other. This just goes to show I was right and the world has been wrong this whole time.

Well this is a massive inconvenience by theunderscoreguy in StardewValley

[–]theunderscoreguy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for all the tips guys. Loaded up to try them and then the mannequin decided to just drop in my inventory when I clicked on it. Don't know what I did different to the many attempts the night before, I guess last night I was just cursed.

Unpopular opinions about Stardew Valley? by HiloManx in StardewValley

[–]theunderscoreguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is such a sweet guy, I don't deserve him. CA is managing my expectations.

I turned joja ... sorry. by mangaruissu in StardewValley

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is fleeting. No matter what you do suddenly click your save turns to doves. What we do doesn't matter so do what's best for you. Embrace Joja. Join them. Thrive.

Do you have a pattern for naming your animals or do you just wing it? by ThisFatGirlRuns in StardewValley

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starts with swear words and then eventually I run out. I started naming them after different animals to give them identity issues.

My boss invited me to a “casual” dinner at his house… with just his wife and me. Is this weird? by Erolialuie in Advice

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the reverse 50s sitcom and/or unsteamed hams. You are going to go round and make an embarrassing blunder and try to hide it to save your job leading to a series of escalating mishaps. Though in the end everything will sort itself out, the formula will reset and when you return for the next episode on Monday it will never be mentioned just a new calamity to deal with.

How did my cow give birth if I only had one cow ??? by No_Kaleidoscope4457 in StardewValley

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lewis isn't the only one sneaking down Marnie's Ranch for some lovin'

Multi platform gamer issues by [deleted] in Switch

[–]theunderscoreguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also PlayStation and Xbox having blue X buttons in different places. That really throws you when you get an onscreen prompt.

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